Don’t Get Rabies, It Bites.

09 Apr, Sat, 19:00:31Google:where do you go for anti rabies shots Oh dear, did someone just get chomped by a dog? Well, if you’re in Ontario, and probably all of Canada, pop into an ER or a walk-in clinic and tell them you’ve been bitten by a dog. Even if it’s your own, and the …

No No No, You’re Doing It Wrong!

This cracked me up so I thought I’d put it up. We all worry about applying for jobs correctly, or maybe we wonder if we’re doing everything right on a date. But did we ever think we were doing seven really basic things wrong? Well, we are. I’ve heard some of these before, but I …

I Wonder How Many Flies She Caught

Man. I’m glad this never happened to me in class. Holly Thompson was in politics class. She says she wasn’t bored, but at any rate, she yawned, and her jaw dislocated and stuck open! There she was, mouth stuck open in class. There’s no way she could say she wasn’t yawning. After neither her classmate …

Spider Man, Spider Man, Walks Down The Street As Fast As He Can

It’s nice to see a cute story like this every now and then. A boy went missing, and managed to hike is little four-year-old self quite a ways. A cop saw him bootin’ it down the street, and asked him where he was going. He eventually figured out that he’d wandered off from his family …

Ooo! Look At My Brand New Commodore 64!

You know what they say, everything comes back in style? Well, it’s true, even the commodore 64! Well, it looks like the old Commodore 64, but it has up to date technology in it. Can you imagine trying to run that old thing today? Just for fun, here are some Commodore 64 commercials from the …

It’s Listen Up, Not Light Up

This story of a very drunk man trying to light his hearing aid thinking it was a cigarette reminds me of this old joke. Two elderly men were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Stanley noticed something funny about Joe’s ear. He said, “Joe did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left …

Ashley Kirilow’s Sentence, Such As It Is

Well I guess this is the end of the line for Ashley Kirilow, and it looks like jail isn’t involved. She got a conditional sentence of ten months of house arrest, followed by five months with a kerfew and two years of probation during which she has to do community service. I guess if she …