Morons Have Been Located, No Sign of Baals though

I thought I’d post a couple of updates to some other stories we’ve done recently that had, hmmm, interesting names in them. Remember the building to be named Harry Baals Government Center? Well, despite an overwhelming majority voting for that name, it will be called Citizens Square. The lame answer that was given as to …

Bread To The Head And Do Harm To An Arm

Steven Weiner seems like a special individual. He was waiting in line at a bakery for a sample of bread, and for some reason the elderly woman in front of him was getting on his nerves. He claims she called him an idiot, but her friend says Weiner started the fight. I’m going to side …

The 100 Mile Market Rocks

Remember back when I said we were going to try out the Fresh at Home program? Well, we did, and we’re pretty impressed. The site is workable, but it has some small accessibility wrinkles. For one, for no apparent reason, the whole nav bar doesn’t appear until you’ve moved over the link that says grocery …

Hey, Hahahah Look At The Homeless Guy With The Stuff Up His…Woe, Neil?

When I first saw this story about this guy having 30 items inside his rectum, I didn’t feel the need to blog it. After this guy, everything pales in comparison. But now that I’ve read this story about how this author knew Neil Lansing, the fellow with the butt-load of smuggled goods, I thought this …

The Newer, Softer Criminal

They just don’t make criminals like they used to. Our first case of what the hell is Timothy Chapek. He broke into someone’s house, inexplicably took a shower, then heard the homeowners come home, and freaked out. Did he hide in a closet or maybe wait for them to go away or perhaps try to …

The Unthinkable Was Certainly Not Untried

In the 1950’s, lots of attrocities happened at residential schools. According to this class action lawsuit, W. Ross Macdonald was not immune. If all of this stuff went down the way they say it did, somebody needs to pay, and in a perfect world, I’d like to see some folks go to jail, even though …

There Was Some Measure Of Justice, But Not Enough

Well, there’s an update on the Central High School rape case, and it’s not a good one. Someone who was responsible for the loss of all that evidence and the way they handled the victim has been charged with a crime, but the crime is not nearly what it should be. I would have thought …

Which Is He? A Woman Or A Baby?

This little incident just may have revealed bigger problems with this family. An unnamed 17-year-old Orlando boy was laying on his bed with his 12-year-old sister and a 9 mm pistol. Yup, just layin’ on the bed with the gun. For reasons only the boy will comprehend, he thought it would be a good idea …

Don’t, Sleep In The Dumpster, Darlin’…

Here comes another case of a dude getting loaded into the trash truck with the garbage. But luckily for him he wasn’t critically injured or killed. Darrel Baker was drivin’ his garbage truck with a fresh load from a dumpster. Suddenly, somebody knocked on the windshield, and then fell out of the truck’s pit. Yup, …