I’ve Had Some Comfy Chairs, But None I’d Want To Stay In For Two Years

Thanks Ann for this one. Eek. We have another person who sat in a chair so long he got stuck to it. Just like this woman who was stuck to her john, this morbidly obese guy sat in a chair for two years! He didn’t get up to use the john! There he was, sitting …

Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You

I just had a weird new thing happen to me last night. I was eating my dinner when the phone rang. Keep in mind this is about the third call I got while eating dinner. It came up as a weird number, but I thought I recognized it. I didn’t. I picked up the phone …

Time To Leave The Party, Martin Harty.

On Monday, I heard about a 91-year-old republican, Martin Harty, who suggested that all the “defectives” among us should be sent off to Siberia where they could freeze to death and we would be rid of them. I was going to write a steaming post about how awful this was, but it looks like I …

CNIB Partners With AFB, Launches Career Connect Canada

I just got this emailed to me and thought I’d pass it on. I saw AFB Career Connect in its American form, and it looked neat. It’s cool to have something Canadian. Good Morning.  I’m delighted today to announce the launch of CareerConnect Canada, a new online employment networking and mentoring program offered in partnership …

Morons Have Been Located, No Sign of Baals though

I thought I’d post a couple of updates to some other stories we’ve done recently that had, hmmm, interesting names in them. Remember the building to be named Harry Baals Government Center? Well, despite an overwhelming majority voting for that name, it will be called Citizens Square. The lame answer that was given as to …

Bread To The Head And Do Harm To An Arm

Steven Weiner seems like a special individual. He was waiting in line at a bakery for a sample of bread, and for some reason the elderly woman in front of him was getting on his nerves. He claims she called him an idiot, but her friend says Weiner started the fight. I’m going to side …

The 100 Mile Market Rocks

Remember back when I said we were going to try out the Fresh at Home program? Well, we did, and we’re pretty impressed. The site is workable, but it has some small accessibility wrinkles. For one, for no apparent reason, the whole nav bar doesn’t appear until you’ve moved over the link that says grocery …

Hey, Hahahah Look At The Homeless Guy With The Stuff Up His…Woe, Neil?

When I first saw this story about this guy having 30 items inside his rectum, I didn’t feel the need to blog it. After this guy, everything pales in comparison. But now that I’ve read this story about how this author knew Neil Lansing, the fellow with the butt-load of smuggled goods, I thought this …