These Harmonicas Don’t Make Nice Music

I think I may have had a run-in with one of our harmonicas from December. If she’s not one of them, she should be considered to be one. I took Trixie outside for business. As I returned to the door, I could hear someone having considerable trouble with the door. Our door has a long …

His Driving Record Went Down The YouTubes

Man oh man, the people who want to get on YouTube for stupid reasons. This guy won’t be going on YouTube, but his videos will get a few views, probably by cops and a jury if he’s stupid enough to fight the speeding fine he got. Police pulled Stanislav Bakanov over for speeding. He said …

Thoughts On The Troubles In Libya And Everywhere Else

I haven’t talked about what’s going on in Egypt and Libya and Bahrain And Tunisia and everywhere else over there that I may have forgotten about. It’s not that I don’t think it’s important. I guess it’s just that I felt I didn’t have anything else to add except holy crap look at the carnage …

He Asked You To Do What? And You Did It?

Wow. Speaking of frightening things people fall for… Steven Demink liked to cruise through online dating sites. He would steal pictures of male models and use them as his headshots. He called himself a psychologist and single father. He would find mothers, and convince them that as some form of therapy, they should engage in …

There’s A Talking Calculator Older Than The Sharp One!

Have a look at the TSI speech plus, a really old talking calculator. Tell me. Was it huuuge? I wonder exactly how old it was. Let me check. Wow, it was created in 1976 ish. So…not that old. And by the sounds of it, not that huge. 7.1 inches long by 4.5 inches wide by …

He Is Incapable Of Being An Asshole

Yikes! I knew you could be born with lots of abnormalities and organs that didn’t work the way they should. But I never imagined that you could be born without an anus. Um, eek. But this condition has a name, congenital anal atresia. Let’s google that, because I need more proof that this is possible. …