Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
We’ve talked about people castrating themselves, sometimes while on drugs, but I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a guy trying to perform a sex change operation on himself. Ok, I understand the whole removal of his testicles thing, even though it makes me cringe, but how did he think he was going to create …
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Here’s a little random Saturday morning fun. Someone…autotuned the baby. that is all.
07 Jan, Fri, 18:56:32Google:guide dog for the blind dead puppies Oh, you looking for news about the Parvo outbreak at GDB? It breaks my heart that 5 itcy bitcy puppies died already. I hope they can save the others that are sick. Damn Parvo!
Wow. I can’t believe I started looking into this whole passport process back in September. Well, I have good news and bad news on that front. The good news is I must have filled out the form correctly, because I have a shiny new passport. It arrived while I was home with the family. The …
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Here’s a tip. If trying to divert attention away from you as you run from the scene of a robbery by calling 911 and reporting a carjacking, don’t describe your own getaway vehicle as the one being carjacked. They’ll probably catch you real fast, and then it’ll all be over.
Gross! Can you imagine working the Burger King Drive-through late at night, and then a dude pulls up to the window wearing no pants. You ask him how you can help, and while holding his genetals, he asks if you’d hold his whopper. Eeewww. Now the police caught up with Richard C. Troupe and he …
We’ve talked about drunk people sinking their teeth into the hood of a police car. Now, an angry drunk started chewing on the interior of one. Jesse Ray Stewart was drunk, angry and handcuffed. Since his hands couldn’t do anything, he thought he’d use his teeth. And he did, chewing up chunks of the vinal …
I have to write this down, because it keeps coming back to me. I took Trix out for her post supper business, and we were coming back in. In front of us were a mother and a little guy. He was really small. He stopped, probably to stare at Trixie. The mom said “Hurry hurry …
Yikes! The one lesson we can all learn from this story is Don’t get romantically involved with Terry Allen Lester. If things end badly, he may send you an explosive sex toy for Christmas. Yup, he took apart a sex toy and inserted gun powder, BB shot and buck shot and then connected wires to …
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We have a new excuse given for playing with oneself, this one given by Rafael Escamilla. He was on a plane beside a seventeen-year-old girl. Suddenly she looked up and he had one hand on his laptop and the other hand on his, er, mouse. When she told her dad and they got the police …