Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
What is this, show all the stories that could make me shake my head day? I know that sounds dumb considering the stuff we post up here, but come on. I know lots of parents have shown their kids how to drive long before they’re 16. Kids drive tractors and trucks and stuff in fields …
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Note to everyone, courtesy of an unnamed fellow in Colorado Springs. If you’re going to clean your natural gas fireplace, especially if you’re going to clean it with an aerosol, make sure it isn’t lit first. If it is still lit and you spray aerosol stuff up there, a big fireball just might shoot out …
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What’s with all these people giving bad false names? First up, we have Jonothan Ray Gonsalez, who used the name Timothy Michael Koop Jr instead of his own. The problem was that man was wanted too. I guess he only had one warrant, whereas Gonsalez had 3, but still, one warrant will take you to …
Ug. You know what sucks? Even though they got the mink coat back, they may not be able to sell it. Apparently a sales associate noticed that a $6500 mink coat had gone missing, and also noticed that Stephanie Moreland was acting kinda weird. When she asked her if she had the coat, she said …
There’s a little story that staff at Hudson, Michigan will be embarrassed about for a while. A woman at a stop light noticed something odd about what was going on inside a city vehicle. There was Steve Hartsel, the city manager, but he appeared to be masturbating, and exposing himself to her. When she called …
As technology evolves, the means to communicate with each other become increasingly sophisticated. But will these means ever be sufficient to breach the gaps between us? Or will they only serve to pull us further apart? Outer Limits, Season 2, episode 10. Excuse me if what I’m about to write doesn’t make any sense. But …
Well, almost four years ago, I asked the question two spaces or one after a period? It appears that today I got my answer. According to this Slate article, the consensus is one space, goddamn it, and stop with the two spaces already! At least I have an explanation. I guess two spaces were needed …
Just because the idea is funny, here’s video footage of a girl falling into a mall fountain while texting. I wish we could actually hear her falling, but the commentary is pretty amusing, so here ya go.
Hmmm. I think the good folks at Research In Motion could have thought a little harder when they picked their careers website. I mean, come on, rim.jobs? Seriously? Or were they going for shock value? I have to admit I haven’t forgotten where I would look if I were interested in working for RIM.
Let’s start with a soundtrack,shall we? Ok, picture this. You’re a kid, about 12 years old. You notice a blue cube on top of a filing cabinet in a classroom. What do you think you should do? If you respond by saying nibble on it, you’re not alone, and you’re also very very dumb. It …
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