Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Usually, if one form of communication doesn’t work with someone, another one will. He speaks another language? Fine, find an interpreter. He can’t read? No problem, read it to him. He’s deaf? Ok, get someone who can sign or write notes back and forth. But what if the person you’re trying to communicate with is …
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You know how I have this thing for snake stories. This one just gives me the creeps. Two guys used a snake as part of a sexual assault! Ug. Shiver. John Bullock and Damonta Jones are two sick individuals. I really don’t have anything else to say except ug.
Well, it’s about the middle of January and I still haven’t written my tradditional holiday epic. It’s a doozer, like always. First, updates about stuff I mentioned before. Mr. Postman never brought that last parcel. Oh well, if all works out, Steve can ask them to resend it and we’ll be able to give it …
How’d I know this was going to happen? Remember that whole federal government losing their suit over their inaccessible websites? Well, they’re appealing the ruling. Seriously, guys, why? It’s been shown that your sites don’t meet your own standards. Why spend more of our money fighting this? It would be cheaper just to comply and …
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What the hell? I’m sure there will be much more to this story, but as of right now, all I know is some woman in Cambridge was found consuming her pet dog. Police were called to check on her well-being, and found that she had dismembered, and was eating, her dog. Now she’s in for …
We’ve talked about people coming to the police asking if they have any warrants for their arrest. Now, someone’s actually committing crimes in the hopes that they’ll get arrested! Yes, Julie L. Pennington was drunk, so drunk that she wasn’t fit to face a judge the next morning. What I’d love to know is what …
I’ve got an update about the fire at W. Ross MacDonald School. it looks like someone was trying to use the back room as a small kitchen! Holy hell, this was the list of appliances found back there. a toaster, toaster oven, microwave oven, coffee maker and kettle were all found in the immediate area …
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We heard on the weekend that there was a fire at the W. Ross Macdonald School for the Blind in Brantford. Steve, Matt and I all went there, and a few other folks who read here did too. It took forever for me to track down a news story, but here’s one at long last. …
It sounds like Holly M. Razo should steer clear of the booze. She’s probably not the biggest prize while sober, but put some booze in her and oh boy. According to this story, Razo decided to leave her eighteen-month-old baby alone at home while she went to a house a block away to drink and …
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Just so we’re clear, a hand-made sign that says “sheriff” does not constitute a police badge. Luckily, the woman he tried to pull over didn’t fall for it, and called in the real cops. How lame. Maybe he should have moved to Oakville and he would have had more success.