There are two reasons I’m posting this. First, the idea of an old lady robbing a bank and a getaway driver who had no idea he was a getaway driver is hilarious. Also, driving up to the bank in a black jaguar probably isn’t the smartest plan. I mean, you don’t blend in when you …
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Some People Call Me The Pain Pill Cowboy, Some Call Me The Dentist Of Love
We have another dentist, Dr. Steven S. Miller, in trouble with the law. If you wanted a prescription pain narcotic, if you were female, all you had to do was offer him sexual favours. Not really much else to this story, except for the shocked neighbours who couldn’t believe he was capable of this. Well, …
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That Chicken’s Finger-Lickin’? I’ll Give You A Lickin’!
What the hell’s wrong with Tony and Thomas Morris? They were willing to fight over a nibbled piece of fried chicken. And not just fight, but Tony was willing to start beating on his brother with a crowbar over it! Police say they were called to a home on Wildwood Avenue where the men were …
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It’s Not Synths, But Still
Well, we have more singing things, only this time, they’re old technology. But they wish us a merry Christmas. That definitely takes some talent.
Did You Say Frigidaire? No! There’s A Fridge In The Air!
Man, these news articles inspiring stories just keep coming. When we lived in another building back years ago, People used to inexplicably leave fridges in the stairwell. My only guess is that the building was all stairs and they didn’t want to be bothered carrying the fridge down. We used to joke that we would …
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And Now The Semenovich Case Makes More Sense
Well, here goes our third Semenovich through sentencing. It looks like she’ll get a similar sentence to her son. I guess we finally know why everyone was going along with this whole thing. They’re saying Alex was abusive and mentally unstable but they couldn’t get him or their mom/grandma any help. Pretty sad situation. And …
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A Current Twist On An Old Favourite
Thanks Jen for this one. Yet another Christmas song for ya. I give you Grandma Got Molested At The Airport. I don’t know who did this, but it made me laugh and get sad all at once.
Pot Of Gold
We’ve all been there, scrambling around buying a last-minute gift for someone. You think a box of chocolates would be easy to find, but nooo! Well, Neil Young feels your pain.
Express Male Service
Note to the unnamed mail carrier who wanted to cheer up a stressed office worker and make her laugh. delivering the mail in the nude is not a good option. Also, accusing the employee of daring you to do it probably won’t help you much. I had to chuckle at what lengths the article went …
Dog Attack Survey By The Seeing Eye
Now that we can sleep at night knowing that Spalding is not freezing his little tush off, here’s a survey we as guide dog handlers can complete about dog attacks. ***Please forward to other guide dog handlers in the United States andCanada*** Dear Fellow Guide Dog Handlers, One of the biggest dangers we face as …