When I heard the end of this story, I let out a little shriek. We often talk about unfortunate things happening to men’s genetals, but rarely do we hear about the private parts of women ggetting disfigured. I know this isn’t genetals, but still. A Las Cruces woman learned a painful lesson about her mother-in-law …
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He’ll Have To Remember What She Did To Him So He Can Try It On Big Bubba.
Kevin Funderburk had to learn that you do not mess with a certain 71-year-old woman. If you do, she will whoop your ass with a frying pan. He convinced her that he was homeless and needed a place to stay. Then he tried to rape her. She was not havin’ this, and wack wack wack! …
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Shoploafter!
Jason Lee Davis sounds like a total mess. Just look at all the charges to do with drugs, domestic violence and theft. But I think the most memorable charge he’ll ever have involves Davis crapping all over himself and the clothes he was shoplifting and passing out on the grass. Ug. Apparently he just lost …
You’re A Foul One, Mister Skunk
That has gotta suck. Folks at McClain County’s Operation Christmas were all happy with themselves. Happy happy happy. They went to pick up the toys to be delivered to lots of girls and boys, when they discovered that something else had been living with the toys. A skunk! And it had sprayed all the toys. …
Why Is The Rent Money All Red?
There are two reasons I’m posting this. First, the idea of an old lady robbing a bank and a getaway driver who had no idea he was a getaway driver is hilarious. Also, driving up to the bank in a black jaguar probably isn’t the smartest plan. I mean, you don’t blend in when you …
Some People Call Me The Pain Pill Cowboy, Some Call Me The Dentist Of Love
We have another dentist, Dr. Steven S. Miller, in trouble with the law. If you wanted a prescription pain narcotic, if you were female, all you had to do was offer him sexual favours. Not really much else to this story, except for the shocked neighbours who couldn’t believe he was capable of this. Well, …
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That Chicken’s Finger-Lickin’? I’ll Give You A Lickin’!
What the hell’s wrong with Tony and Thomas Morris? They were willing to fight over a nibbled piece of fried chicken. And not just fight, but Tony was willing to start beating on his brother with a crowbar over it! Police say they were called to a home on Wildwood Avenue where the men were …
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It’s Not Synths, But Still
Well, we have more singing things, only this time, they’re old technology. But they wish us a merry Christmas. That definitely takes some talent.
Did You Say Frigidaire? No! There’s A Fridge In The Air!
Man, these news articles inspiring stories just keep coming. When we lived in another building back years ago, People used to inexplicably leave fridges in the stairwell. My only guess is that the building was all stairs and they didn’t want to be bothered carrying the fridge down. We used to joke that we would …
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And Now The Semenovich Case Makes More Sense
Well, here goes our third Semenovich through sentencing. It looks like she’ll get a similar sentence to her son. I guess we finally know why everyone was going along with this whole thing. They’re saying Alex was abusive and mentally unstable but they couldn’t get him or their mom/grandma any help. Pretty sad situation. And …
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