The Sinclair Lawsuit Is In Motion

Remember when the Sinclair family were planning to sue the hospital for their son Brian’s death in the emergency room? Well, it’s more than a plan now. The suit has been filed, and lots of people have been named. You know what? I think they should go get ’em all. What happened to him was …

What An Asscid Hat!

Remember Bethany “hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” Storro? Well, she made it up. She threw the acid in her own face! Police figured this out when her story started to change over time. The article says they searched her home. I guess I can assume they found a bunch of acid …

There’s Birdwatching, And Then There’s A Watchbird!

Burglars expect to encounter resistance from a dog, but apparently, a bird can be just as effective. Some burglars broke into a pet store, and managed to steal some snakes and another parrot, as well as kill some fish and rip the tail off a lizard. I understand stealing stuff, but just killing other animals …

A Mega Tutorial On The Megabus Site

Back a week or so ago, I said I would write a tutorial on the Megabus site to make it easier for blinks to navigate. Here it goes. I’m using JAWS, so if you’re using a different screenreader, some of this may not apply. Just so everybody knows, the Id de Chariotte de marchand was …

Take Her Directly To Jill

Here’s a little tip for all the Sheryl A. Urzedowskis out there. When you’re asked to do a field sobriety test, it’s not a fashion show. Just walk the line once. Walking it with hands on hips 3 times is not necessary. Also not necessary is requesting to perform a gymnastics routine, although that would …

Eight Drunks In The Car, And The Officer Said, "Pull Over!"

The first entry in this little news briefs thingy is what I’m interested in. I’ll try to tell the story as best I can without breaking out into barrages of “you idiots!” Eight numbskulls didn’t want to pay a cab fare. Many of them had been sucking back the booze. Luckily, the driver *was* sober. …

I’m Sure The Opossum Wishes It Was Dead

I came across this video on how to give an opossum a proper pedicure and so many questions flood through my head. Let’s just watch the video, so then I can remember all the questions. Ok, so she starts off by saying today we will learn how to give your opossum a proper pedicure! My …