Back a week or so ago, I said I would write a tutorial on the Megabus site to make it easier for blinks to navigate. Here it goes. I’m using JAWS, so if you’re using a different screenreader, some of this may not apply. Just so everybody knows, the Id de Chariotte de marchand was …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Take Her Directly To Jill
Here’s a little tip for all the Sheryl A. Urzedowskis out there. When you’re asked to do a field sobriety test, it’s not a fashion show. Just walk the line once. Walking it with hands on hips 3 times is not necessary. Also not necessary is requesting to perform a gymnastics routine, although that would …
Put That Toy Away!
William Tyler Black gives a whole new meaning to toy department. I guess he decided his own Mr. Happy was a toy, and he should display it and play with it while in the toy department of Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart didn’t agree. I guess he’d seen one too many hot girls in the store and had …
Eight Drunks In The Car, And The Officer Said, "Pull Over!"
The first entry in this little news briefs thingy is what I’m interested in. I’ll try to tell the story as best I can without breaking out into barrages of “you idiots!” Eight numbskulls didn’t want to pay a cab fare. Many of them had been sucking back the booze. Luckily, the driver *was* sober. …
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Taxi To Jail
I think Jennifer Gille should stay away from the booze and the drugs. She does stuff that makes no sense. She got a cab, and asked to go to a residence in the city, but would not get out when they got there. Then, inexplicably, she demanded to go to Michigan and started taking off …
I’m Sure The Opossum Wishes It Was Dead
I came across this video on how to give an opossum a proper pedicure and so many questions flood through my head. Let’s just watch the video, so then I can remember all the questions. Ok, so she starts off by saying today we will learn how to give your opossum a proper pedicure! My …
Toys With Issues
Wow, and I thought Nano Babies, Furbies and Zhu Zhu pets were odd toys. This is a whole new level, cuddly toys with emotional problems. Yup, that’s what it is. We have Dub the depressed turtle, Sly the snake with…what the hell does Sly have? a problem with his rattle? Next we have Dolly the …
Boobie Trapped
Here’s a little tip for others who may think like Ronald McIntyre. If you owe more than $5000 in child support and the cops are looking for you, you’re better off to just let the cops arrest you than try to jump out a window, especially if that window is a third floor window that …
Get Arrested
And I thought Donald tar heels black was dumb. Larry Shawn Taylor is way, way dumber. If you’re going to rob folks, you really shouldn’t go out and get loads of noticeable tattoos. Let’s count ’em. He had “get” tattooed on one hand and “money” on the other, and flames tattooed on one arm. But …
The Cat’s Out Of The Bag, And Griffin’s In The Can
It looks like Keith the cat downloaded the child porn Griffin will be going away for a long time. And obviously he realizes the cat isn’t that talented, because he pleaded no contest. I was waiting for the in-court demonstrations of the impossibility of a cat downloading porn.