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Robert Moore needs to realize the seriousness of what he was doing to his father. slipping paint thinner and windshield wiper fluid into dad’s drink could kill him. It might not just make him sick for a while, it could kill him. What a foolish, horrible thing to do because you aren’t getting along with …
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Here’s a perfect storm of oh no. Police pull over a car for a traffic stop. They find pot, pills, needles, other drug paraphernalia, and this little plastic bag full of powder. Of course, logic would dictate you would think it was other drugs. But the powder wasn’t drugs at all. It was the car …
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Wow! There are seriously people with the last name of Boob? Has anyone ever met anyone with that name? The first person I’ve ever heard of is now, well, dead. I feel so juvenile, laughing at things such as “the Boob home” or “the Samuel Boob online memorial. But…but…his name is Boob! I’m sorry, I’m …
I wouldn’t want to be James Haggerty right now. He’s being blamed for losing a $1.35 million painting, and he’s being sude. Hell, I might want to have a drink or 6, even if a drink or 6 was what got me into this mess. But I also wouldn’t want to be Kristyn Trudgeon or …
Well, here’s the final Wayfinder Access update. That refund program they promised is alive and functioning. Here’s the general page, and here’s the refund application form. Three things of note: If you bought more than one region code, say so in the notes section because you’re owed 300 euros per region. Also, apparently you don’t …
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Wow. We have yet another ATM-smasher. This one, unlike the other two, did not become enraged that she lost her bank card in the machine. She just wanted money, so came to the machine with a claw hammer and set to work on the machine for 20 minutes. She caused $8000 in damage, and her …
I think Kyle Dubois should have read the story of Kirsten Taylor before he thought that attaching aligator clips to his nipples and then having someone plug him in would be a good idea. Of course, it wasn’t, and his heart stopped. Luckily, or maybe unluckily, paramedics were able to attach paddles to that same …
Hey there unnamed 19-year-old German bank robber. If you managed to get away, and police got your age, height and method of getaway wrong, do not send taunting emails to them and two newspapers to correct them. Just lay low and chuckle to yourself. Oh, you didn’t? They traced the IP and came and scooped …
Hey there Kevin Michael Harley. Good on you for thinking of a way to not leave fingerprints when breaking into a restaurant, but if your whole body gets stuck in a grease vent, those socks on your hands aren’t going to do you much good.
Wow. Amazing. We’ve had people go to the wrong house while drunk, but I’ve never heard of someone mistaking a CHP station for a food store. But he was in a special state when he got out of his car and started asking a cop for a sandwich. I couldn’t do a better job than …
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