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Damn that other case where a girl got clonked by a flying bat, and her mom sued, and it went ahead. Maybe it set a precedent, so this next ridiculous lawsuit can continue. George Black got hit by a line drive, and now he’s suing the ballpark’s owner for letting the sun get in his …
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Here comes another joker who thinks telling flight crew members that he’s lighting his shoes on fire is funny funny ha ha ha ha ha! What makes this guy an even bigger dipshit is he’s a diplomat. The man, identified as Mohammed Al-Madidi, was on a flight and decided to sneak a cigarette in the …
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Here comes another person who doesn’t understand the difference between a good April Fools joke and a bad one. Michael Kelly’s mom called him up saying his son was missing. So, he drove home way too fast, sped away from police when they tried to pull him over, and got arrested. Then he found out …
Wooohooo! I love good news. Remember Eric Williamson, the guy who got arrested for being naked in his own house while he made coffee? Well, a jury finally acquitted him, and they did it in less than 20 minutes. Yea common sense!
Hahahha, I can’t help but snicker. There is a high school having trouble with people grinding at prom. But…can you expect anything else when it’s called Licking Valley High School? Hehehe, I’m so easily amused. I also love that there was a penalty *box* where people caught grinding were sent. It doesn’t get much better.
Here’s another place you should not seek a doctor. If a doctor is advertising himself on Craigslist, it’s probably bad news, especially if he’s looking for sperm donors. Likely, all you’ll get is molestation disguised as a physical. I know Jeffrey Graybill stole another doctor’s ID, but…who advertises on Craigslist and conducts physicals out of …
I just saw this post on the GDB blog. And do ya wanna know who is in the middle picture? Well, it says Freeman, but do you know who Freeman is? He’s Trixie’s daddy! Does he look like Trixie? I know he’s black, but do you see other things? He’s got grey around his muzzle, …
What’s up with Evelyn Burgess? Her cousin showed up at her house for Easter dinner wearing an outfit that she thought was revealing. Ok, fine. But that does not explain Burgess shooting her in the head over it. She says she didn’t mean to kill her. Why would you even shoot? Well, now the cousin …
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Damn this story, it has this commercial swirling around in my head. Rashon East thought the McDonald’s employee was taking too damn long to give him his filet-o-fish. So…he decided to climb through the window and get it himself. Oh, and to slap the employee and smack him against the counter too. Then, when the …
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Let me explain something to Tiffany Morland. An April Fools joke is something that is not supposed to cause any harm. The person might freak out for a second if they believe you, but at the end of it all, everybody gets a good laugh. having a boy call his grandmother and tell her that …