I hate to end the day with another screaming rage post, but…some more wastes of space vandalized another cenotaph. Thankfully, this was just spray-paint and most of it was gone before services started. Why on earth would you spray paint a swastika on the cenotaph? I hope you enjoy going before a panel of veterans …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
Last Post Post
Looking over the years of posts, I see that we don’t usually mention much to do with Remembrance Day right on the day. So I thought I’d write something I was thinking about. I’ll never forget what happened the year I was picked to play Last Post and Reveille at our school assembly and then …
More Gannon Tidbits
Here’s a more detailed article about Gannon’s getting lost and found. Wow. How far is Valley Springs from Lodi? And since he wiggled through an enclosed porch, should he be renamed Houdini? I’m kind of glad he was found without a collar. There was a sceptical part of me that couldn’t figure out how whoever …
Your Army ID Comes With Unexpected Benefits
You know what’s scary? Even gang members have more respect for men and women in the army than the cenotaph-defacing cowards of yesterday. Four gang members dragged a guy into an alley, put a gun to his neck, took everything from his pockets, and then saw his army ID card and gave his stuff back…er…most …
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Our First Lesson Today Is All About How Money Talks
At Rosewood Middle School in Raleigh, instead of selling chocolates or flowers to raise money, they’re selling grades. If you give them $20, you get 20 test points, split between 2 tests of your choosing. That means if there’s one test you failed, you can raise the grade to a pass. Or if you bombed …
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Did He Just Take Too Many Laxatives?
Even if you were drunk out of your mind, what would possess you to walk into a pharmacy, walk to the front of the store, take a dump on the floor, and then leave? And how sad that this drunken defecator has the name Robert E. Lee. This makes me wonder. Why would you give …
>Flip-Flop And Fly
>Wow. That’s a defective jail cell lock if you can crack it open with a flip-flop. What I find even more amazing is that the other four men in the cell didn’t try and escape too.
Meep Meep
There’s a horrible word running around schools. It disrupts order and causes trouble. Are you ready for it? No, I really don’t think you can handle it. Are you sure you can handle it? Ok…if you’re sure. The word is meep. Yup meep. What does meep mean? Nobody’s sure. But it’s bad news, and if …
Age Is Just A Number, Unless The Number Is The Same
Help me understand this logic. In order to prevent your stepdaughter from being sexually active with a boy her age, you try to marry her off to a 23-year-old man? Huh? I just don’t get it. Of course, after family told police, the guy got arrested, but…I just can’t wrap my head around it, especially …
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When They Catch You, It’ll Be A Day To Remember Alright
Hey there you no good cenotaph-vandalizing assholes. I hope you’re happy with yourselves. You went and smashed a monument that’s been around for 86 years, and you did it just before Remembrance Day. Yeah, that makes you into real heroes, you think? Do you? Honestly? I have another couple of words for you. Disrespectful cowards! …
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