I was just listening to this week’s episode of Innovations from The Global Voice and they mentioned a really, really cool contest! I don’t know if I have enough talent or creativity to produce an entry, but maybe I’ll try. I want the prize damn it! Here’s the deal. They want everybody to try and …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
I Know Steve Said Guys Don’t Like Weddings, But…
What the hell is in the air? Now, a groom just heaved himself off his hotel balcony while on his honeymoon. No apparent warning, nothing. Just at 6:45 a.m., Motty Borger opened his balcony door and then jumped to his death while his bride slept. People, stop! Anything can be worked out I’m sure. There …
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It’s Deja Vu, Doctor Style
Well I’ve had another appointment with that doctor, and true to form, he asked me *again*, how my energy level was. I said fine…and he still plodded along with “Well, I’m sure you’re deficient in growth hormone, and some people just say their life isn’t rosy and this helps them. For people who feel fine, …
Some Trixie Questions Answered
I had a couple itcy bitcy Trixie updates that I thought I’d throw in a post. Since our neighbours moved into the place where Mylo used to live, I was worried that the place would still smell like Mylo and Trixie would refuse to go in. Nope. I went there last night, and Trix came …
To Her, Emergency Was A Relative Term
This story of non-emergency 911 calls brings up a couple of questions. First, what kind of a name is Hee Orama? It makes me think she’s a great big gigglefest. Second, why did she suddenly start calling 911 for stupid reasons? First it was about a guy lying about marrying her, and then about stuff …
Mushroom-Clouded Thinking
Most people who find themselves in the trains category either don’t notice the train, or are distracted by things like cellphones and scratch tickets. They are not like James Lampiriswho got all hopped up on mushrooms, and wandered around the neighbourhood naked and yelling at himself, only to stop yelling long enough to ask a …
Long-Time Friend? No, How About Stalker?
Good lord, Tony Dale Green is a psycho, a psycho who is minus one long-time friend now. Holy shit. What kind of wacko plans this crazy plan where he tells this woman who is a good friend of his to come pick him up and drive him to a car repair shop, then when she …
Am I Dumb As A Post For Not Getting Excited Over SoundPost?
I honestly don’t know what to think of the SoundPost system from Povidi. It kind of seems like a step backwards. Maybe it could be kind of useful in doors for locating an information counter, but other than that, I just don’t know. Ok, here’s how it’s supposed to work. There are two parts of …
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This Guy’s A Country Song In The Making
I can’t imagine sleeping through my house being on fire like Edward Stefanic did. I mean, part of the roof collapsed. Granted the dude did get pretty severely carbon monoxide poisoned, but still. It’s amazing his bedroom was isolated enough that he didn’t get burned at all. What a horrible night. His mom goes to …
Nuts Kicking Nuts
Good lord! That’s horrible! If you’re a man living in Langley, B.C., for the love of pete, shield your nuts! There’s a woman out there kicking random men in the balls so hard that one of them lost a testicle! She kicked them so hard, one went up in his abdomen and ruptured! And there …