I wonder How She’d Like To Be Kicked In The Jaw.

What kind of freak kicks a guide dog? I guess a 46-year-old woman freak from Minneapolis does. Lynnette Lijewski and her guide dog were just walking into Target, when some woman went out of her way to hoof the dog in the jaw! What disturbs me more than this incident was what I saw as …

What Kind of Dawn Awaits?

Randy Cassingham linked to this video off his blog. He says it’s awesome, and others agree. He said it was an autotuned version of Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking talking about the idea of the greatness of the cosmos. You know how I love the whole autotune concept, so I thought I’d check it out. …

Another Kind of Carjacking

Apparently the phenomenon of playing with oneself while driving is happening more often. We’d already talked about Brendon Alan Erhardt, the Australian who was jackin’ off and filming himself, as well as Keith Roy Weatherley, who likes to stick his thingy in a pasta jar while driving. But in the last week, there was a …

About An Abuser I’ll Sing A song, rickety tickety Tin…

I’ve got news for ya, Mesac Damas. You could have gone ahead and tried to end your life if the true reason for not doing it was avoiding going to hell. You’re going there I’m sure. You killed your wife and five kids! And you’re not going to be excecuted by Saturday. and I doubt …

He’s A Real Badass? I Say He’s A Real Dumbass!

Oh boy, we have another wolfname. This guy tried to insist that he was not David McKay, he was Matthew McKay. When asked to spell Matthew, he couldn’t. Oh, and he also had the same tattoos as David was known to have on his hand and shoulder. When they were processing him, they found another …

Double The Money or Triple The Stupid?

Every time I read this story of 3 Australian businessdumbasses, I can’t stop thinking of Sobbing John Rempel. A couple of scammers managed to convince three businessmen that they had a chemical formula that could double any amount of money soaked in it. They just had to leave the money in it for 24 hours …

Access Recognition Awards 2009

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m part of the Guelph Barrier Free Committees. In november, we want to have a little awards presentation to recognize a business, community group, or educator who has gone above and beyond to break down barriers for persons with disabilities, or a person with a disability who has achieved a goal …

Leader Of The Black?

This story made me shiver, giggle, and then think of a joke my mom told me once. A guy decided he wanted to be “chief of his tribe”. Ok then. To do this, he thought he needed to put his penis through the ring of a dumbbell weight fastener. Three days later, when Willie had …

Father Knows Breast

Beatrice Hernandez is reaching Bonnie Ashley levels here. I’m going to try and tell the story first and then make fun of it. Beatrice Hernandez was a stripper. As she was dancing on poles and doing other stripperly things, in walks David Dueppen. She likes him, and begins to date him. She then finds out …

Something Tells Me These Two Aren’t Friends Anymore

Prisscilla Mechell needs some help, and immediately. Apparently, she had been pregnant, but had miscarried. Instead of just saying she miscarried, she kept up the elusion that she was pregnant. then, she made up a date when she was going to be induced and realized she had to find a baby somewhere. Ok? And how …