I know this is India, and I know people worship differently there, but really, is it ever necessary to cut out your tongue and offer it up to a deity? Ramveer Singh Baghel decided it was, and did. When people found him bleeding from the mouth and pointing to the feet of a giant statue …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
300-Pound…Pet…Bear?
I wonder if, when Kelly Ann Walz died, if she met up with Donna Munson. Why the hell did she keep a pet bear? Well, she’s now a mauled woman, and the bear is a dead bear. Way to go.
Some Dvorak Tutorials
Yesterday I said I was looking for some Dvorak tutorials. It appears I have found some. These aren’t half bad. Check out some of the sentences one can construct with just the Dvorak home row: Tina is on hiatus insteadThe statue is sent to Santa AnitaThis session is tedious on the tendonsThat Thai dish is …
Fly The Plane, Don’t Fly off The Handle
Here’s a story that trumps the story of those brawling surgeons, that co-pilot who went nuts, or the pilots who took a nap while flying. On this unfortunate flight, the pilots started fighting with the cabin crew. It started as an argument in the cockpit, and became a fist fight in the galley, scaring the …
Going Dvorak
This blog post is going to take me forever to write, partly because it has given me a lot to think about, and partly because I’m a fool and am trying out the Dvorak keyboard. The other day, Randy Cassingham talked about his love of the dvorak keyboard. He talked it up so much that …
Rap Chop
W.S.G. pointed us in the direction of the Rap Chop. Somebody took that Slap Chop infomercial, autotuned it, and made it into a rap. Steve laughed so hard at it. He says the Fight Network always plays the commercial for that thing, so it was really funny for him because he’d heard the real thing …
Bus Bound For Nowhere
This really sucks. I just read that Greyhound is soon going to cut service to Manitoba and northwestern Ontario. It may also look at cutting service to Saskatchewan, Alberta, Yukon and the Northwest Territories. They say they don’t have enough money to cover those routes and want government help. The government, in true pass the …
Anton’s On The Radio
Our friend Anton who was in that play I talked about before just told us about a radio interview he participated in. Poor anton, poor, poor, nervous Anton. I think he was making the radio DJ work for her money. But when he warmed up, he was pretty funny. So listen to Anton. And Hey …
Putting the Kid in Kidney
There’s something about this story that has me envisioning an angry mob attacking this dude and taking his kidney by force. Mark Curcuru flashed a kid and masturbated in front of her, was convicted of the offense, is a registered sex offender, but he says he can’t go to jail because he’s giving his kidney …
Rearrange My Poker Face
Poker Face just won’t leave our main page. Now there’s an orchestral version! It was composed by a guy named Walt Ribeiro. This guy knows Jonathan Coulton and Weird Al. He just has to be cool! And…he arranged Poker Face into an orchestral piece. isn’t that cool enough on it’s own?