Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Don’t overstay your welcome if you’re visiting Leslie Edward Smith. He’ll shoot you from close range in the chest and basically call 911 to deal with disposal. Just listen to that 911 call. He sounds like quite the prize. “No I don’t wanna help her. this is ridiculous, I just shot her!” I did have …
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Tow truck driver Nicholas Sparks needs to take multitasking lessons from Brendon Erhardt. Was Sparks an octopus? How else could he text on one phone, talk on another one, and then still steer? Oh well, he won’t be steering anymore, he slammed into a house and then His truck, along with the two vehicles he …
Here’s another example of dorks, ha ha, funny I should call them dorks, letting people who claim to be doctors shoot them full of who knows what. These ones were told the injections would enlarge their penises. Well, I guess technically they did, since all of the men contracted an infection so I’m sure there …
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What kind of a defense is I just called 911 because I needed someone to talk to? That’s especially bad since the guy would call 911 and then drop the phone and run back to his car. Nice try, Bryan Paul Blanchard. It was a fail, but nice try.
Ker flop! What was that sound? The sound of me hitting the floor? Yup. Every post we ever wrote has been labeled…unless I made a mistake somewhere. But it doesn’t look like it. My god that took forever, andI didn’t poke away at it. I’ve been going pretty hardcore for the past couple of weeks. …
Ok. Must take another break from labeling. I have everything labeled up to December of 08. Only 7 months to go. Go me! God, I turn into such a labeling zombie. I get so used to typing “news, that was dumb” that things that don’t deserve that tag almost get it and then I have …
I’m not usually all for prisoner lawsuits, but this guy can go ahead and sue. Jerry Ray Brock was in jail and got a new prosthetic leg. When he was transferred to another prison, a jail guard told him he couldn’t take the new leg with him because it was a medical device. Um, wouldn’t …
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It appears that the letter to the editor bug went and bit Brad. This letter is a beautiful thing, aside from the fact that he misspelled his own name! what’s that all about? So because I loved it so much, here’s his letter, saved forever in case it disappears off the Brantford Expositor website. Blind …
I think I’m going to right Barbara Mikkelson and congratulate her on finally digesting the numbnuts who thought the piece of obvious satire I’m about to show you was real. Usually, she is extraordinarily gentle with the dorks she has to deal with on a daily basis. I’m also going to ask her how many …
This story about the church of England telling its members to be more welcoming toward certain groups has my brain spinning in many directions. First, I’m glad somebody realized that church, although it makes claims of friendliness and desire to reach all of God’s people, often isn’t the most friendly and welcoming of places. In …
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