Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Jen emailed me this, and it made me chuckle. But I do have to say the man telling this story had a lot more sympathy for the blind dope than I do. I’m sure by the end, you’ll understand why. I didn’t know this, but apparently in england there are certain cars on trains designated …
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When I first saw the story of a blind dog being led by another dog, my bullshit detector started going off. But there seem to be half a zillion stories about the pair, complete with updates, so maybe there’s something to this. It appears a completely blind dog named clyde has found another dog who …
Ok, how does a 114-pound tortoise get away? It’s a tortoise! I mean, I know some tortoises can move fast, but this one obviously didn’t. In 6 days, it only made it 2 miles. They did catch him and he didn’t get pasted by any cars or anything, so that’s good. But…how did he manage …
Listen, mom of Russell Gortzig. YouTube is not responsible for your kid’s deciding to light himself on fire like the guy in the banana suit did on YouTube. You know who is? Russell Gortzig is, and partially, so are you. If he didn’t see it on YouTube, he would have gotten the urge to set …
So if you end up in a Wal-Mart parking lot and someone offers you a 37-inch flat screen television for 100 bucks, it might just be an oven door. Just thought I’d warn ya.
Oh boy, more from the UK. Now, a pool’s lane ropes were moved so that swimmers swam widths of the pool rather than lengths for health and safety reasons. and file this under the teaspoons are dangerous files. Now, if anyone is buying anything bladed, even a pizza cutter, they have to show they’re over …
The poor, poor adoptive parents of Christopher Monks. They’ll be wondering what they did wrong for a long time. He apparently met this other guy, Shaun Skarnes, on the net, and together, they decided to kill Monks’s parents. Afterwards, Skarnes would satisfy Monks by….biting off his penis? Whaaat? Yup, that’s what he wanted. Luckily, nobody …
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Hey there Brian Persaud, I think I’ve heard of a worse case than yours. Meet Tunde Clement. He was arrested, strip searched and police couldn’t find any drugs on him, but they were convinced they were in him, so took him to the hospital where he was sedated and given a colonoscopy. It didn’t find …
I’m sure Theresa Winters is giving the folks at Social Services nightmares with this statement. “For every child they take, I’ll have another.” It seems she has had 13 kids and they’ve all been taken, either when they were born or after they were 2. She’s pregnant with no. 14. A whole bunch of them …
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Uh, um, erm, I beg your pardon? there is, um, erm, a sex toy for dogs? Yuck, And how exactly do you convince your dog to use it? I think the only one who will use it will be this guy.