Pulled from our tracker: 31 May, Sun, 15:56:20Yahoo:fakeguide dog covers I know you’ll probably never see this, Mr. anonymous search douche, but raaar! If you’re doing what I think you are, you can eat a bag of hell. Ok, now that I’ve got my rage out of the way, I’ll try and form a more …
Author Archives: Carin Headrick
We’ll Direct You To Jail
Jesus! Don’t ask for directions in Baltimore, or certainly don’t ask for directions from the police. If you do, you might get arrested. Also, your car will get taken to the impound lot and left there with the windows down so people can steal stuff out of it. but wait, there’s more! You will spend …
I Am A Rock, I am Naked
Oh boy. Here’s another example of a game that you shouldn’t play because you’re involving more than yourselves. Joshua Sizemore and Amanda Madison are in jail for playing a stripping game. But why would that put them in jail? Because they were throwing baseball-sized rocks at cars from above. Rocks? Stripping? How does this work? …
Jiiiiimmmmmmyyyyyyy!
Steve’s post about train safety made me think of a youtube video I stumbled across while looking for another Play Safe ad that I wanted to find. Does anyone remember the “mean machines” ads? “they can hurt you….they can cut you…” I can’t find them anywhere. But what I found was far, far more terrifying. …
She’ll Get Lots Of Bread…Bread And Water
The last one wasn’t an absolute food fight. This one is. Ava Maria Gordon, yes, that’s her name, stabbed her father during an argument over a dinner roll. A dinner roll? Seriously? Her father’s dead now, she could be in prison for life, all because of an argument over a dinner roll.
Load The dishwasher Yourself, Ya Grumpy Old Man
It isn’t quite a food fight, but it’s pretty close. Meet Joseph Frank Strauch. If he doesn’t like the way you’ve arranged dirty dishes in the dish washer, he’ll hit ya and beat ya and choke ya unconscious. He’s also been known to steal bags of groceries from other people and when they object, punch …
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Trixie’s got The Gift Of The Gab
Carin’s been doing a lot of talking about me, but I never get the keyboard. Now I’ve got it, and I’ve got stuff to say! This winter, the guy in the sky wasn’t as mean as last winter. He didn’t keep dumping white stuff on us. He did keep making it really c c c …
Yikes
Every time I read this story, I feel sick. Stephen M. Bottila went into a McDonald’s with his service dog, a dog who detects his seizures. The manager let him eat there and the dog was sleeping under the table. Then, for some unknown reason, the manager called police to have him removed. What the …
Another Installment Of The Adventures Of trixie And I
I think Trixie has earned herself another dog post. Last weekend, we went to a friend’s wedding, and Steve was in the wedding party. Hopefully we’ll get some good pictures back, and you’ll actually get to see what Steve looks like. It’ll look a hell of a lot better than my failed attempt at photography. …
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Maybe Cadie?
I’m so confused. Maybe I’m a bear of very little brain just like Winnie the Pooh after all. Ok, where do I begin? Well, I guess where I stumbled across this. When I was reading my Top Tech Tidbits, I came across a site called Access On Main Street. It’s basically a giant pile of …