Of course this happened in Texas. Where else would a profoundly mentally handicapped guy get 100 years in prison for anything? But Aaron Hart got 100 years based on five different charges stemming from the same crime. By the sounds of it, it was quite the railroading. From what I understand, Aaron Hart has an …
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USBeans
This is a scary sign of the times. Because we’re sooo busy that we can’t make it out for lunch, Heinz has invented the beanzawave. What is it? A tiny microwave oven that you can hook up to a USB port on a laptop that uses radio frequencies to cook your food…so you never have …
My Wife Makes Me Wear A Burnin’ Ring Of Fire
Now here’s a, um, memorable invention? It’s the Remember Ring. Here’s how it works. The Remember Ring™ utilizes patent pending Hot Spot™ technology to deliver a reminder that it’s “That time of the year again!” 24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to …
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The Most Successful Bath By Far
Well would ya look at that? I have a very clean dog, and our bathroom isn’t wet. I went to that place I was talking about that let me bathe her myself but had all the stuff there so I wouldn’t have to deal with the mess. Everybody in Guelph, if your dog needs a …
Why Was This Even Created?
Today, I came across what I think is the most useless service I’ve seen in a long time. It is, get ready for this, Rogers Wireless to Land Line text message service. Ok, here’s how it works. You send a text message to a phone number that is a land line. A message returns to …
Rich Little Bird
Watch this video! Let’s hope this bird never comes to a city where there are audible signals and decides to mimic them, and some silly blind person believes him. Isn’t that an amazing talent?
New GDB Alumni Chapter Forming
Here’s a quick note to anyone interested. There’s a guy in Toronto, Chris, who wants to set up a Canada-wide chapter of the GDB alumni association. All the meetings would be done through conference calls, and maybe some get-togethers will get organized. It’s open to anyone in Canada who has a dog from GDB. If …
Google Maps Just Got Cooler
I just discovered the coolest thing! I had no idea, but google Maps has a feature where you can figure out how to get from point a. to point b. via public transit! How awesome! I don’t know how long this feature has been in existence, but I’m abig fan. I would always recommend trying …
Doggy Tale-Ends
I realized my title might freak someone out. No, Trixie didnt’ die, and I’m sure I’ll be writing more stuff. I was trying to be somewhat funny, and probably epically failed, causing several unintentional heart attacks. There were a few things I forgot to mention in my last dog post, and then a couple more …
Head Down to The Cyborg Store
I’m getting scared. Now, the University of Florida has developed neural implants that can think on their own. The initial use, if the technology makes it beyond rats, is to help paraplegics use their limbs again, which is very cool. But there is some serious not cool potential here. Oh look, it’s Transcendent Man again.