Spread The Word, Don’t Spread Your Legs

Apparently there’s a phenomenon called man-spreading, and no, contrary to my first thought, it is not the business in which you can find Gou Wen. I guess there’s this trend of dudes sitting on buses with their legs spread apart at a 90-degree angle, showing off their crotches for all to see, and also taking …

It’s The 12th Day Of Christmas, And My True Love’s Mad At Me…

Here’s another episode of I love Twitter. Here’s a bit about what would happen if someone received all the gifts from the 12 days of Christmas. It sort of reminds me of this old post about shoveling snow. I don’t know why, but the second time I listened to this, his crying at the end …

While You Were Sleeping…Your DVR Was Hard At Work

I saw this a few days ago and I thought it so sounded like something Steve would use…if it were available here and DVR’s were actually accessible here. Have you ever fallen asleep watching TV and then woke up all pissed off because you missed the end of the show? Well, this wrist band is …

History Of The NORAD Santa Tracker

I always heard about the NORAD Santa tracker, it was a thing since I was a kid. But since it was always there, I never looked into its history. Now I’ve learned that its history is kind of cute. I guess a newspaper mistakenly printed a top secret military hotline as a talk to Santa …

Merry Christmas And All That Stuff

Since I’m’ posting this today, this song makes a good soundtrack. Yeah, it’s December 23 and I don’t know where the time has gone. Somehow, despite my battles with the captain, I still managed to get my Christmas shopping done, although it was a little closer to the wire than I would have liked…and the …

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Indeed

I wasn’t going to post this, but I keep giggling at it, so up it goes. The Christmas songs are playing through the mall, and I either tune them out or get annoyed by them. But I think if they played these tunes, they’d get my attention…and probably the attention of a few gazillion angry …

You Can Look A Lot Less Like An Old Bag, And All You Need Is…The Stuff In This Old Bag

So, imagine that you open your door, and find a small zip-lock bag full of a strange brown substance on your doorstep. The note taped to it with painter’s tape says it comes from a local spa, includes that spa’s logo, and claims it’s a new face cream that has been developed, and your neighbourhood …