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I have to do this first. Ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb ohmygod that was dumb. Ok. Movin’ right along. I was walkin’ along. Doo dee doo dee doo. I was walking with a friend, who is a very nice person. Suddenly, she spots something shiny. “Hey! Keys!” she exclaims. “Oh no! That …
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Soundtrack time, and I think this is the weirdest soundtrack by far. I read about this a while ago, but it was during the time when I had no ability to think to write stuff. But it still pisses me off, so much so that I allowed my Qwitter home buffer to grow a huuuuge …
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Wow. This story of the family of a missing man having a memorial service and declaring him legally dead is just weird. I don’t blame the family for wanting to move on because it sounds like they’re pretty sure he’s gone, and it has been 7 years, but I just keep coming back to what …
Woohoo, some questions I had about the Austin Lounge Lizards in this post have been answered in the comment below! Thank you, Marchbanks, for all the cool answers. Lessee if a native can clear up a few points for you . . . (2) Yes, that’s really Cornhusker Refugee. Somebody keeps using a bad scan …
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Ya know, it’s criminals like David Phillips that make police work look easy. He stole a bunch of jewellery and other things. But they noticed at one crime scene that there were a series of right footprints and crutch marks, and whatdya know? They led back to Phillips’ apartment. Phillips just happens to only have …
Here comes another one who hasn’t learned that trying to beat up court officials probably won’t work out so well. This one, after being held in contempt of court at a domestic violence hearing, tried to take out the judge. I guess she didn’t see court security, but they sure saw her. Down she went. …
The story of female CEO Nancy Silberkleit of Archie Comics scaring her employees sounds way too out there to be true. But on the other hand, could anyone make this stuff up? The report says several employees complained about Silberkleit’s vile antics, which include asking if sex toys were stored in an office safe and …
Soundtrack time! Why am I so amused by the image of a guy getting himself pretty crisped up by grinding up fireworks in a coffee grinder? Sean Michael Ogden was trying to break down smaller fireworks to make bigger ones. All he made was a big boom, a big boom that shook the house of …
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Ha ha ha ha ha. I love stories like this. It all started in a bar. Daren C. Abbey walked up to Marlon L. Baker, a random black guy. He started yelling at him, telling him to get out of town, that blacks weren’t welcome here. Baker thought he’d just walk away from him. But …
Holy crap. The people with which we share this earth. I know that a lot of people are really upset about the Casey Anthony verdict. But this is just plain old nuts. In Oklahoma, some drug-crazed woman nearly killed some woman with her car because she looked like Casey Anthony. She waited for her outside …