Time to dust off an old feature. My money’s on don’t get used to it, but this should be fun for what it is. I’ll let Matt do the explaining, glorious spelling and all. The year was 2000-and-something and I was likely drunk when Steve and I agreed we should attempt to write some sort …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
For The Sake Of Finishing The Story
When last we talked wrestling, I made a Money In The Bank prediction. I’m calling it now. Cena is going to be the first person to ever cash in his shot and fail. It dawned on me just now that I never did post to let you all know how that turned out. So how …
Joke Pile!
It’s a bit smaller than usual, but I’m still getting back into the swing of joke day. *Blonde wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Husband texts back: “Pour some luke warm water over it.” Wife texts back: “Computer really buggered now.” *”I read about a McDonald’s in California that was built …
Bored Superman
One day Superman was bored, as there was no crime in the city and little for him to do. Seeking excitement, he flew off to see his buddy Spiderman. “Hey, Spidee, what’s say we go over to the bar for a few cold ones?” But Spiderman was busy. “Sorry Superman, not today.” Undaunted, Superman visited …
1! 2! 3!
After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform anymore. He goes to see his doctor. The doctor tries everything he can think of, but nothing works. Defeated, the doctor tells the man that it must all be in his mind and refers him to a psychiatrist. After …
Where’s My Bike
A young pastor who normally rode a bike was walking despondently down the street when he came upon an older, more experienced pastor. The older pastor could see his young friend was troubled deeply. “What is bothering you, my son?” he asked. “Well it appears a member of my congregation has stolen my bike,” he …
Qantas Never Crashed, But They Did Leave A Guy On Hold For A Day
Somewhere in Australia, there lives a man with much more patience and determination than I. Where I get angry and hang up in frustration when somebody leaves me on hold for 20 or 30 minutes, this guy stuck it out on hold with Qantas for 15 hours, 40 minutes and 1 second! He was placed …
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Come Say Hi To Carin At The Teddy Bear Picnic Today!
If you’ve ever wanted to meet Carin, you know, the smart, charming, likeable and good looking half of us, today’s the day! From 1 to 4 this afternoon, she’ll be at the annual Teddy Bear Picnic representing the Guelph Barrier Free Committees. She’ll be Brailling things, reading stories and heaven only knows what else. she’ll …
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Diamonds Are Forever A Bad Idea
For a lot of reasons, I have, for as long as I can remember, considered the concept of marriage to be almost entirely unnecessary. I see it as not much more than paperwork, largely meaningless symbolism, a chance for girls to dress up like dolls and princesses for a few hours and for various businesses …
Dance With Us, You Aren’t Free
Here’s a nice little what the huh story to start the day off right. I’ll never be able to watch an episode of the Raccoons the same way again, I’ll telll you that. Police recently arrested Troy Kenneth Campbell in the middle of Charlottetown’s University Avenue dancing with a beer in one hand and a …