Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer

You Are Rainbows? That Ain’t Cool. Watch Us Ban You From The School

Administrators at an elementary school in Waukesha, Wisconsin, banned this nice song about living in a happy world where it’s ok to love everyone and to be who you are from being performed by first graders during a concert because rainbows are gay or some shit. Absolute moron James Sebert, who also serves as the …

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Mister Chicken Is the Best, Most Annoying Thing

A while back, one of the nephews somehow came into a bit of his own money and decided he was going to buy himself a present. That present was a fair-sized and very loud rubber chicken from Canadian Tire. He named it Squawky, which no one who met him would argue was not a good …

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And A One! And A Two! And A Ohmygod Watch Out For That Truck!

I may be wrong, but I’m going to go ahead and guess that the folks who decided that what the world could really use right now is a Karaoke machine for the car have never, at any point in any of their lives, spent a single moment trapped in an enclosed space with another human …

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The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2023, So They Say

Maybe it’s today’s extra screwy sleep schedule (Carin had to be up at 2 in the morning which meant I did too), but I can’t say I enjoyed this round all that much. My highlight is the two anchors short circuiting while trying to get through the storm report, but your mileage may vary. I …

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Half-Pipe Joke Goes Here

I’m barely coordinated enough to do one of these things. A Connecticut man wanted for exposing himself and masturbating while skateboarding to trail walkers has been nabbed by police. Over the course of several days in mid-July, the Southington Police Department received complaints from community members in the area of the Rails to Trails of a …

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Thanks For Dinner. Now What’s Next?

Why the government’s grocery rebate may not do enough to help struggling Canadians May not? Try will not, especially when most of the article is devoted to many of the reasons why it quite obviously won’t. I’m not going to tell you that what the government has done here is bad, because it isn’t. Far …

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