>It’s moments like this when I wish we had a “what a dick” tag. 21-Year-old Steven Locke needs to learn how to handle rejection a little bit better. He also needs to burn in hell if such a place exists. So angered was he by an un-named 17-year-old girl’s rejection of his romantic advances that …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
If There’s Ever A Good Time To Give A Fake Name To The Cops, This Might Be It
When you’re pulled over and tests show that you’re almost 4 times over the legal blood alcohol limit, telling the friendly officer “Dude, I do this every night; I’m straight up and not drunk!” is never a good response. But when you’re sporting the nameZachary R. Duis,it makes things seem that much worse.
Dad Always Liked You Best
I’ve talked before about how much police blotters entertain me, but sometimes you see things in them that just beg for full coverage.For instance… A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better …
There’s Always The Next Few Years
The Your Call deal on the TSN website is asking an interesting question today. Was this Leafs season a success or a failure? On the surface that seems like an easy call because as far as the standings are concerned it damn well sucked, but at the same time it’s not so easy to say …
Ok Blue Jays, Let’s Play Ball! And If You Could Win A Couple Here And There, That Would Be Great
To get you into the spirit for a post that to be honest probably isn’t this one,here’s a great little ditty from back in the day when we used to win things. Opening day for the Blue Jays has come and gone and man, they came so close! Shaun Marcum, who hadn’t pitched in a …
Quick Wrestlemania Thoughts And A Prediction Contest Update. Also A Tiny Bit Of Complaining
Here’s a quick update for the people who care about such things on how I’m doing in the PWInsider Elite PPV Pick’Em game. Long story short since I’ve had a cold for the last few days that’s got me feeling like an exploding bag of shit, I fucking killed it with my Wrestlemania predictions. Of …
You’d Better Hurry If You’re Thinking About Some Curry In A Hurry
This is sad. Because of various road work and maintenance taking longer than it should, the Curry in a Hurry in downtown Guelph will beclosing on April 16th. I remember 11 years ago when I first started visiting Guelph, Carin and I and one of our other friends would eat there quite a bit. The …
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The CRTC Kind Of Makes A Good Decision
CBC blasts CRTC for TV signals decision I understand why the CBC folks are upset, but honestly, excluding it from thenew consumer raping regimewas the one thing that the Commission got right. The CBC is in a unique position. It’s funded by the government, but also is able to sell advertising to make up for …
Let The Nickel And Diming Continue!
The CRTC made a bunch of television related decisions today,here’s a summary of what went down.One of them in particular caught my eye. Value of local television programming As part of its framework, the Commission has set out a market-based solution to allow private local television stations to negotiate with cable and satellite companies. Each …
Only One? Things are looking up!
Burglary reported in North America I also love the opening line. A man in the North America community reported Monday the burglary of his residence.