Sultan Al-Sayed: Your Honour, when I was caught lying down apparently trying to look under the door of the change room at that pool, I wasn’t actually trying to spy on people, especially not that 10-year-old girl. You see, I had one mother of a toothache and I was simply resting my cheek on the …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
So Long, Captain Lou
While I was busy being sick/screamed at by construction equipment I didn’t get the chance to mention the passing of Captain Lou Albano, who died last week at the age of 76. Sitting here trying to list off all of the Captain’s accomplishments and what he meant to not only the world of wrestling but …
Fine, If You Won’t Cook It, I’ll Cook It
Rajah Theiveneraeas looks to be the type of guy who doesn’t deal well with being hungry, nor, it seems, with forgiveness when he feels he’s been wronged. So angry was the 54-year-old one day when his wife was late to make his lunch that he decided to express his frustration with her transgression by doing …
What A Week, What A Stupid, Stupid Week
So yeah…it’s been a while, like almost a week since you’ve all heard from me. don’t worry, I have excuses. In fact, excuses are the only reason I’m bothering to write something at all. The short version of the where have I been story can be summed up in 3 words. This week sucked. I …
When I Hear That Lonesome Whistle, I Hang My Pants And Die
If you’ve been paying attention to the things you read here, you should have long ago learned that walking down train tracks and being distracted do not a good mix make. Today it’s time to learn something new. that something new comes courtesy of an un-named 22-year-old German fellow who, after being thrown off of …
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>He Shoots, He Sco…No, Wait
>While you’re throwing your Thanksgiving parties, do remember not to start celebrating too early, like the people in this clip for instance.the Top 10 Premature Sports Celebrations. I wish I had more time to sit around thinking and writing. It would be interesting to see how many things I could loosely relate to Thanksgiving in …
Hating Flying And Loving Turkey And Booze
As the Canadians among us get ready to hopefully enjoy the long Thanksgiving weekend, here’s some reading material for those of you who have the misfortune of having to fly to wherever you’re going.7 True Stories That Prove The Airlines Hate You If you’re one of the lucky few that will actually be leaving on …
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Don’t Wait Around For This
Before you decide you hate me after this post for starting your day off in such a horrible manner, I have one thing to say in my defence. Blame Carin. Yes, blame Carin. it was her who encouraged me to share this with you. Good sweet christ. That guy should get together with Rob Hill …
Tools In His Ass
I hope this isn’t true. if it is, it’s yet another example of a story that can be told by starting with the words a Romanian man, and it also means that Viorel Firoiu, after eating cherries and becoming plugged up, decided to have a few drinks and thenplug himself up a bit more with …
Maybe You Shouldn’t Buy That
Maybe You Shouldn’t Buy Thatis pretty much what the title makes it sound like it is. If you like those “Somebody spent money on this crap?” posts that we do, then you’ll love this place. It’s page after page of that stuff, includingwhatever the hell this is supposed to be.