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It’s been a surprisingly long time since we’ve had any culinary kerfuffles on which to report, but today I give you 2 for the price of 1. First up is a case of bitterness from Boca Raton. Mandi Valentine, 40, was arrested and charged with simple assault after she threw several lemons at her husband …
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I’ll warn you all right off the bat that this post might be more disjointed and uninsightful (I think that’s a word) than usual. I’ve been on the disabled list since Friday with something that’s taken most of my appetite and even more of my energy and I’m pretty much only writing because I want …
This is amazing. There have been 6 July 1sts since the site started, and a quick check of the archives tells me that this will be the first one that will actually have a post on it. That means that in the entire history of the Comet, not one of us inconsiderate pricks has ever …
Mark Brittenmust have been taking notes when thestory of that guy who beat up the self-checkout machine at Home Depot after he pushed the Spanish button by accidentcame out a couple years ago. Britten was sentenced in Nottingham Crown Court to a 12 month community order and ordered to pay £200 towards his own prosecution …
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Michael Jackson dies at 50 Jackson suffered cardiac arrest at his home Thursday afternoon, and paramedics were unable to revive him, according to a report in the L.A. Times. There had been recent reports that Jackson was in poor health, and his London concert series, billed as a farewell to London, was postponed by a …
Students at Winnipeg school assaulted for doorbell-ringing They were doing exactly what you’d figure, ringing people’s doorbells and running away. A couple of guys caught them and roughed them up a tad. Two of them were taken to hospital with minor injuries while 3 others are said to be ok. So…where’s the problem? The story …
I’m not sure if what’s going on in this Austin, Tx City Council public hearing videois the result of bike accidents or bad drugs, but my advice to all of you is protect your heads and for God’s sake, sober up.
Since we’re talking among other things about people covering hip-hop songs and since as of this moment I have nothing else to say, here are a couple more good ones that I don’t think I’ve ever posted. First up is a guy named Mat Weddle who also goes by the name Obadiah Parker doing Hey …
Not sure if I’m in a weird mood today or if I’m just this much of a dick all the time, but I find this story greatly amusing right now. China bridge jumper ‘gets a push’ A man threatening to commit suicide by jumping from a Chinese bridge was approached by a passer-by who shoved …
Hot on the heels oftheir attempt to get the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys,the good folks from PETA are making another forray into the music industry. Today’s target is Phish, who obviously need tochange their name to Sea Kittens, at least for a while. My only question is …