I think it’s fair to say that it wouldn’t be out of line to expect a story headlinedFight breaks out in car driving on U.S. 19, man batters another with fish tank and beer bottle, cops sayto be pretty damned awesome, and boy oh boy does this one not disappoint. Daniel L. Winter, 26, spent …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
My God, All The Stuff In The News About Going Back To The 1930’s Is True!
Guess who’s in trouble for tax evasion again. If you said Al Capone, you win. I’m not sure what you win, but you still win. Maybe you win a free pizza, since the Capone in this case is an Italian restaurant in Boston, not a gangster from Chicago. Hopefully they’re giving out free irony too.
If You’re Not Excited About Tax Season, This Is Not Going To Help
Phil Celia and the Silver Tones – Keep on Smiling! Pay Your Taxes! I’m not quite sure what to make of this. it’s catchy and ungodly irritating all at once. I have a feeling I’ll be adding it to the collection for at least a little while though because I can’t stop laughing at it …
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How Much Is That Dipshit And Those Doggies In The Engine
For some reason people tend to get a little testy whenever one of us writes up a story about some idiot getting pasted by a train. More than once we’ve had family or friends of the speed bump (I refuse to use the word victim) in question comment or email trying to come up with …
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Can We Play Watch A Dopey Kid Go Up In Flames Next?
I remember being 12 and 14, and during neither year did it ever strike me as a good idea to round up a buddy and play a nice game ofkick the flaming ball.I attribute this to having plans for my life, plans such as living to see 13 and 15. Not being a complete tool …
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I Saw Wrestlemania And Saved $55. Everybody Wins If By Everybody You Mean Me
I realize I’ve chosen to live my life in Ontario, a province with some insanely stupid weather patterns, but this snow in April business can take a 1-way trip to hell and spend eternity eating broken glass with a hook covered in tetanus. Yesterday was so nice and the weather people had been so wrong …
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In Entertainment News…
Michael Jackson has just announced his dates for the UK tour. They are Joe aged 5, Bob aged 4, Dave aged 5, Colin aged 6 and Andy aged 4.
The Man Behind Me Is A Crazy Pitchman
When Carin and I wrote the lateststupid commercials postyesterday, there was mention of about six billion spoofs of the Everest College ads. Just for fun, here’s the good one. It’s about 4 and a half minutes long, but stay with it, it’s pretty funny all the way through. Besides, what else do you have to …
Whatevermania
Show of hands. Any wrestling fans reading this looking forward to this year’s Wrestlemania? Honestly looking forward to it? Looking forward to it because of what WWE has done to sell it to you and not just because it’s Wrestlemania? I don’t see any hands,but that could have more to do with it making no …
Suck It
I really need to come up with another way of saying here’s another story about somebody humping something, but since I have to this point been unable to do so, here’s another story about somebody humping something. 29-Year-old Michigan resident Jason L. Savage has been sent to jail for 90 days after pleading no contest …