I can’t decide if this Woodhands cover of Electric Avenue is more offensive or annoying. But what I am sure of is that this noodley computerized keyboard crap can stop right now or sooner, and that whoever decided that those vocal effects (especially the ones in the choruses) sounded good can feel free to die …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I Wonder What They Had Planned For The Evening
Vibrating condom, energy drink stolen That’s all this couple took…from a Wal-Mart of all places.
Your Best Headline Ever For Today
Police rub out Beaver County massage parlor Nice work, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Yes, you are in fact the only one who thinks you’re making a clever massage joke, you pervert.
Wrestling And Randomness, Not Necessarily In That Order
Hey everybody, how’s it goin’? Here’s hoping that you’re all doing well, and that you have not and will not have the misfortune of catching the flu that Carin and I had. She did a mighty fine jobdetailing her experience with itand mine wasn’t nearly that eventful thank Christ so I’ll leave it at this: …
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C Is For Cookie. C Is Also For Controller And Clink
Ok, it’s food fisticuffs time again. Daniel Alvarez, 21, is sitting in jail and looking at up to 20 years there after a fight with his girlfriend over some Girl Scout cookies. According toreports,Christina Alvarado told police that she woke Alvarez in the early hours of the morning when she discovered that he had eaten …
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Like A Flash, He Was Gone
This storyhas everything. A flashing, somewhat of a humping, and apparently even a getaway where none should have been possible. The 20-year-old woman said she was dropping off a man at the apartment complex in the 2800 block of Douglas Avenue about 1:15 a.m., on Wednesday. The woman told police she saw the man in …
This Is Fucking Great If You Can Get The Son Of A Bitch Video To Play
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
You’re A Horrible Person Because This Is All My Fault
Amazingly, somebody haspublicly come out in supportof the decision to stop singing the national anthem at the Belleisle elementary school in New Brunswick. If you don’t remember how I felt about it,here’s what I said at the time. I have to say before I go any further that I do somewhat respect Kelly Cooper. She …
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Even The Biggest Of Failures Can Do Something Right Now And Then
I love ragging on the shittiness of Microsoft Songsmith as much as anybody, but I’ve gotta give credit where it’s due. When the worst thing I can say is that it gets kind of monotonous at around the 3 minute mark, that can’t be considered anything but a victory.Classic Hits by Microsoft Songsmith: “Shock The …
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Are You Out Of Your Tree?
The City Council in Cambridge, UK (where else would something like this happen?), is trying to ban students at the Under Fives Roundabout Pre-School from playing under a 30-year-old cedar tree becausethey might damage it. The move follows a Cambridge City Council report into the health of the tree at the Under Fives Roundabout Pre-School …