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Make speed camera signs bigger, brighter, and bolder, driver says after $88 ticket I’ve got a better idea. What if, instead of more signage, there were less signage and you all just, like, drove properly? In a perfect world, there would be no signs announcing speed cameras at all. The one announcing the speed limit …
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I don’t know how often they do these on the show, but I’ve only seen a couple of them. I posted one, but I’m pretty sure there’s at least one more that I didn’t put up for some reason. Maybe I’ll try to find it. But until then, enjoy Seth Meyers talking to Karoline Leavitt. …
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This is so perfect that if I didn’t know the source was a real place I’d think it was fake. A priest has been placed on leave for the second time after once again being accused of child sexual abuse. that priest? Peter J. Popadick. The Diocese of Buffalo placed Monsignor Peter J. Popadick on …
You’ve been bugging me for a long time with something you all keep saying, so let’s talk about it. When someone gets rolled up and pinned, the person who pinned him did not steal the win. Stealing a win involves something like a low blow, pulling the tights, having your hands or feet on the …
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I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about Hulk Hogan these days. He ended up being a Trump supporting racist who chose steroids over the vitamins he told the rest of us to take, never passed up a chance to lie about basically everything (no, Andre the Giant did not weigh 1000 pounds at …
$700,000 is a pretty nice chunk of change to be sure, but if I’m going to need to amputate my legs and then tell the insurance company that sepsis got me in order to claim it, I’ll do without, thanks. I guess I’m just not as determined as the now appropriately named Neil Hopper. It …
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There are variations, but generally, an accessible pedestrian street crossing signal sounds something like this: But for a little while in Redwood City, California, some of them sounded like this: Or in Palo Alto, like this: Those are obviously not the real voices of Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, but I must say that the …
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I’m not going to sit here and say that Paramount is lying when it says that the decision to cancel the Late Show next year was a financial one. The world has changed a lot this century. The entertainment landscape is much more fragmented now than I think a lot of us ever could have …
A group of six Republican politicians from Wisconsin and Minnesota took a break from polishing Trump’s knob or whatever it is that Congress does to let the world know that they neither know how the wind works nor that their own country also has forests that sometimes catch on fire, hurting and killing people in the …
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When I saw that someone had mashed up “The Look” and “Pour Some Sugar ON Me”, I had the thought I often have when confronted with a combination that doesn’t immediately make sense to me. “Hmmm. Interesting. I wonder how that’s gonna work.” The answer is that even though on a basic level you can …