Carleton student council to rethink Shinerama cancellation I’d prefer repeal, but at least we’re getting somewhere. We’re probably getting somewhere based on the reaction of the sense making segments of the world rather than student leaders coming to whatever senses they may happen to have to come to, but I’ll take what I can get. …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Who Wants To Tell Him He’s Doing It Wrong?
Lap dancing ‘not sexual act’ claims head of club organisation Lap dancing “is not sexually stimulating”, the chairman of the Lap Dancing Association told a parliamentary committee today. Simon Warr made the claim, which was greeted with scepticism by MPs, while he was giving evidence to the Commons culture committee as part of an inquiry …
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Police Navidad
Good idea: Stopping off at headquarters to present the police with a nice Christmas wreath to let them know that you appreciate all the hard work they put in.Bad idea:unlawfully obtaining said wreath from the market next door. Robert E. Dendy, 59, 290 Fletcher St., Apt. 3, wanted police to know how grateful he was …
CF May Only Affect White Guys, But Ignorance Spares No One
If people liketheseare the future leaders of our nations, to put it bluntly, we’re all fucked. The Carleton University Students Association has voted overwhelmingly in favour of no longer taking part in the annual Shinerama fundraiser, an event that raises money for the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation because, they say, the disease mostly affects white …
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How Did Nobody See That One Coming?
Recently sentenced to 12 years in prison for repeatedly sexually abusing 2 young girls over a 5 year period was David Albert Lemus, known in some circles asTrim-Trim the Clown.
More Cutting Edge Research From The University Of You Dont’ Say
And now it’s time for another episode of For The Love Of God, Stop Funding This Crap! A recent study conducted by “researchers” at the University of Wollongong has found thatuniversity students use the labels on alcohol bottles, the ones that are meant to encourage responsible drinking, to figure out what will get them drunkest …
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Survivor Series Predictions
There won’t be any. Matt is smart enough to be off doing something fun, and me, oh me. I tried to write a prediction post, I really did. But I got 2 matches in and I realized that it just wasn’t going to happen. In order to write about something and make it interesting, I …
Hopefully They’ve Fixed It And Hopefully They’ve Learned Something
Finally, the state of Nebraska has gotten around tofixing that stupid safe haven lawwe keephavingtowriteabout. Lawmakers in Nebraska gave final approval on Friday to adding a 30-day age limit to the state’s “safe haven” law to protect unwanted newborns from being abandoned in potentially dangerous situations. The absence of an age limit in the Nebraska …
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What Could Possibly Go Wrong? According To This, Nothing
Maybe it’s my lack of faith in human beings talking, butthe news that Wikipedia is going to start getting a lot more into photo and videohas disaster in the making written all over it. With the more aggressive support for media files will come, eventually, new ways to edit those media. Kaltura has been working …
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Ragu…ooo…ooo…ahhhhhhh
Ok boys and girls, it’s time to play a nice game of how much innuendo can the newspaper cram into one story? Heh heh heh, I said cram… Our subject today is46-year-old Keith Roy Weatherley, who was stopped by police and observed with his noodle in a pasta sauce jar.This should be easy. A MAN …