I realize child porn is a serious thing, but I can’t help laughing any time somebody with a name like Gordon Beacock goes through the system. Yes, the guy’s name is Be-A-Cock.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Well, Now We Know Where His Inventory Comes From
Add one more item to the list of things I don’t understand. Why, if you own a bicycle shop, would you A need to steel a bike to begin with and Bget another guy to do it for you?
If You Wonder Why The World Is In The Shape It’s In, Just Look At What Passes For National News
I’m not a coffee drinker at the best of times and I think there needs to be a special place reserved in hell for anybody who charges or pays more than $4 for a cup of the stuff. Maybe that’s why I have such a hard time figuring out why there’s been so much fuss …
Baby You Can Drive Me Nuts
Only in Quebec could people find a reason to bitch about Paul McCartney playing a free concert. According to some kind of twisted logic sensible only to people who see themselves as a nation rather than a province like the rest of us, McCartney’s concert is responsible for the “Canadianization” of the celebration of Quebec …
The UK Finally Gets One Right
We love picking on the UK here because they make it so simple, so it’s only fair that we now and then make mention of things they get right. British drivers face jail for causing death by dangerous driving The use of mobile phones is also treated robustly with the Council advising that if an …
The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over
I don’t know what really needs to be said about this thing, it pretty much speaks for itself. Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the …
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The System Is Guilty Of Sucking A Dick
What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …
>It’s A Beautiful Day In The N*******rhood
>I know this is similar tothe video of the Countfrom a while ago, but I’m low on ideas today and it’s not like this sort of thing is ever unfunny, so enjoyMr. Rogers and his dirty, dirty mouth.
What The…?
From New Mexico’sRio Grande Sun. 1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up. Hopefully once …
Fingers
Ted is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw. In a horrible accident, he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room at the local hospital as fast as he can. The ER doctor says, “Wow! that’s pretty bad. Don’t worry, give me the fingers, …
