The UroClub: For When You Can’t Have A Do Over, And Don’t Want A Spill Over

I don’t know what really needs to be said about this thing, it pretty much speaks for itself. Attention Male Golfers! How many times has this happened? You arrive at the golf course, and soon you’re on to 18 holes with your best buddies. After drinking sport ades, water, beer, and whatever, you’re on the …

The System Is Guilty Of Sucking A Dick

What kind of world are we living in when somebody canmolest a little girl in publicand face up to 6 months in jail, but somebody elsepulls the old pretend to find a rat in the food trickand could be looking at 3 and a half years? Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with …

What The…?

From New Mexico’sRio Grande Sun. 1:33 p.m. — A caller said a man was asleep in a car on Bond Street, but he was stepping on the accelerator while Chihuahuas escaped from his car. Police found the intoxicated man running around Vietnam Veterans Park chasing his Chihuahuas; a sober driver picked him up. Hopefully once …

Guess What, We Have Traps For That Now

You’re not gonna believe this, but there are people out there who see nothing wrong withusing a .44 magnum to kill mice. And I’m sure you’ll be stunned by this one too, these people live in a trailer. And just to complete the trifecta, the mice appear to have survived unharmed, naturally. The woman, 43, …

What Were They Expecting, Recipes And Laundry Tips?

Russia bans 1950s-era book about Hitler by U.K. historian: report A history book about Adolf Hitler has been banned in Russia because it includes quotes insulting to Russians and Jews, according to a report. Prosecutors said Tuesday that a Russian court has banned the 1953 book Hitler’s Table Talk: 1941-1944 by British historian Hugh Trevor-Roper. …

If Look ‘N’ Stop Has Stopped, Here’s What To Do

Right off the top, if you’re not using theLook ‘N’ Stop Firewall,feel free to skip to the next post unless you’re one of those people who reads everything just because. For those of you still with me, hopefully I can save you from going through the trouble I just had. In the new batch of …

He Should Have Just Said He Was At A Yard Sale

The best word I can come upwith to describe this one is what the fuck? Timothy J. Placko was stopped by police in Port St. Lucie, Florida, who noticed his van driving down a wooded trail Sunday night. I don’t quite know how to describe what happened next, so some snips will have to do. …

I’m Surprised He Didn’t Have Golf Clubs With Him Too

It’s things like this that make me wonder why I bother getting up every morning. A man was hit by lightning and killed during Tuesday night’s violent thunderstorm in Toronto. Witnesses said the 29-year-old man was struck while taking shelter under a tree at Christie Pits in central Toronto at about 8 p.m. An autopsy …