Who comes up with this shit? A new policy from the much loved and well respected US Transportation Security Administration states that people who refuse to present ID will no longer be allowed to board airplanes. However, if you say that you’d love to present it but you just can’t find it right now,that’s just …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Officer, You’re Killing My Buzz
If you’re looking to not get yourself busted on a DUI, might I humbly suggest that you refrain fromtooling around the streets of New York in a motorized beer cooler,especially one that has a top speed of 13 MPH? Leslie J. “Bomber” Marr, 57, was charged with driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation of …
Yes, Things Can Get Worse
Apparently France has gotten in on the child porn filtering act as well, but taken it a few frightening steps further by also announcing that they will filter out websites dealing in terrorism and racial hatred. That’s more than a little subjective, methinks.
Please, Stop Thinking Of The Children
ISPs agree to block access to child porn sites, newsgroups Internet service providers Verizon Communications, Sprint Nextel, and Time Warner Cable have agreed to block Internet newsgroups and Web sites nationwide that disseminate child pornography, The New York Times reported Monday. The move–part of an agreement with New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo expected to …
Those Evil Airlines Are Discriminating Against The Computer Illiterate
I’m no fan of the airline industry, but if the point of this tale of woe is that I’m supposed to feel sorry for this woman, well, all I can say is epic fale. That’s what happens when you don’t check your work before you hit the button. It’s not the company’s fault that you …
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The Police Can’t Do Their Job If You Confess
I need somebody with more legal smarts than myself to help me make sense out of this one. Corey Willis drove his SUV through a house the other night. He says his brakes failed, but no mechanical fault was found with them. He also admitted to police that he had been drinking earlier in the …
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How’d You Die?
Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. “How’d you die?” the first man asks the second. “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful,” says the first man. “How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second man. “You get the shakes, and …
Howard The Doc
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about what he had done, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he heard a soothing voice inside his head trying to reassure him: “Howard, don’t worry about it. You’re not the …
I’m Gonna Be Rich!…If I Go For This About 10000000 Times
I hate to be so harsh, but any person who falls forthisquite simply needs to be killed for the good of the planet. Ok, you caught me, I don’t actually hate to be that harsh. Date: Sat, 7 Jun 2008 21:13:57 +0200 From: peterwong2@tiscali.cz Subject: Att To: undisclosed-recipients I am peter-wong from Bank hang seng …
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Another One Beats The Dust
Here’s one for the somebody needs an editor files. Freddie Mercury has been voted the ideal frontman in a dream rock band. In a survey carried out by GigWise.com, the late singer of legendary rock band Queen beat off Mick Jagger and Kurt Cobain for the title. Well, you gotta win ’em how you can …