I’ve seen firsthand how crazy new parents can be, but I can’t think of any I’ve met who would be neurotic enough to shell out money for the crap featured onthis list of the most ridiculous baby products of the year.Fake hands? A crying analyzer? Knee pads so the little guy doesn’t hurt himself learning …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
>Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUV
>I can’t explain how happy it makes me that somebody has finally written asongabout all of the stupid support the troops merchandise people keep buying to make themselves feel better and like they’re doing something worthwhile. Thank you, Asylum Street Spankers, thank you.
>It’s About Time
>Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement
If At First You Don’t Succeed, Sometimes It’s Ok Not To Worry About The Try Try Again Part
Today, like most days anymore, appears to be stupid day. Earlier Iwroteabout a guy who got his shit fucked up by some pansies from Utah, and now, not even an hour later, there’s something that might give that story a run for its money. A Michigan burglar was surprised to find that a house he …
My Gang Can Beat Up Your Gang
I shouldn’t have to tell any of you this, but if you ever find yourself tempted to question the toughness of an area’s street gangs compared to that of the ones where you’re from, just don’t. Failure to heed this seemingly obvious warning is likely to land you in the same place as an unidentified …
A Gold Medal In Huh?
I was reading some new posts on the Mercury’sFrom The Editors blogwhen I stumbled acrossthis,which has me profoundly confused. On the night of November 10, 2007 we slashed five tires on three dump trucks at the Reids Heritage Homes facility on Hood Street. This was the first time we’ve ever done something like this. We …
Thank God
NHL approves new schedule format.And only 3 seasons too late. Honestly, I can’t figure out why they ever bothered changing it in the first place. The reason that was always floated around was that they wanted to create new divisional rivalries and strengthen existing ones, but anybody with a clue should have been able to …
Love And Marriage…And Plugs And Whining
Well, long time, no chat. I’d apologize for not being around a whole lot over the last little while, but to be honest, I doubt any of you really missed me all that much if you missed me at all. So where have I been? Well for starters, my sleep has gone to hell in …
I’ve Got A Bike, You Can Ride It If You Like
Robert Stewart, the man who earned himself a spot in his local sex offender registry after being caught engaging in a little…uh…um…pedalphilia,has been sentenced to3 years probation. Sheriff Colin Miller said: “In almost four decades in the law I thought I had come across every perversion known to mankind, but this is a new one …
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This One Seems Too Easy, But What The Hell
Accused of embezzling nearly $20,000 from the company she worked for isMary Puccia Crook.
