I’m endlessly fascinated when odd things that you’d think would be impossible to steal get stolen. Things like rollercoasters, beaches or in the most recent case a 4 tonne railway bridge. The article is hilarious too, written pretty much exactly how I would have written it. The company which was responsible for looking after the …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Tax Dollars Well Spent
Federal minister apologizes for joke he’s not sure he told Federal Fisheries Minister Loyola Hearn has apologized for a joke he’s not sure he made, responding to a complaint from a politician who didn’t hear it. Joan Burke, Newfoundland and Labrador’s education minister, demanded Hearn apologize Wednesday for telling what she called a sexist joke …
Would You Eat Your Buddies In A Blizzard?
There’s a 35% chance that I would,which I’m sure by internet logic makes me some sort of fag. But to be fair, it’s kind of hard to answer honestly when you’re sitting in the comfort of your own home with a fridge full of food a short distance away. My humanity loving, vagina sporting self …
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Powerthirst!
This starts off like nothing special, but by the end I couldn’t help laughing at it. Warning: Really loud sound.
In The Mood For What?
Over the years I’ve heard the song In The Mood by Glenn Miller at least a few thousand times, but when it came on the radio today something occurred to me. Does anybody other than Glenn and maybe the rest of the orchestra actually know what he’s in the mood for? It’s kind of hard …
Dear Anti-vandal – Please Put Your Hands Where I Can See ‘Em
61-Year-old Janusz Nowak of Sosnowiec, Poland, has had it with vandalism. To show his displeasure, he recently decided to send a message to his local hoods in the hopes that, I guess, they might just see the error of their ways and go out and get new hobbies. His message? “Dear Vandals – please stop …
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Play Ball!
Am I the only one who’s had more than an assful of all this steroids in baseball stuff? Seriously, doesn’t the United States Congress have anything better to do? The economy is in ruins, your world image has never been worse, 2 separate wars have gotten way beyond out of control, and all these imbeciles …
More Awful Spam Marketing
Who in the name of the lord is going to buy penis enlargement products from somebody named Cecile Smallwood? I don’t plan on buying them from anybody, but if I were considering it, I think I’d want to speak with Brendan Monsterwang or Lance Cucumbercock over Cecile Smallwood. Come on guys, get your shit together …
The Wow Starts…Uh-oh
It took me 3 years, but I’ve finally found a rebuttal to the oldHow Good Is A Mac video.Check it outhere.
To Be The Man, You’ve Got To Harm A Rodent! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
18 Feb, Mon, 21:46:34Google:ric flair hurts guinea pig I haven’t seen Raw yet, is there something I should know about? Ok, What The Fuck Department, you know what to do.