This story rules for 2 reasons. 1.The Manitoba Bar Association says that it can’t afford to hire a lawyer,which is high comedy.2. The president of the Manitoba Bar Association is named Mike Law, which is also pretty great.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
And Not A Moment Too Soon
Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles An exuberant Clarkson said the Bible drop was the culmination of one of the largest and most aggressive grassroots fundraising drives ever undertaken by the organization, which was able to fund the mission largely through local charitable events, such as bake-offs, barbecues, and pie-eating contests. “We absolutely would not …
I Guess The Classes Aren’t Working
A 27-year-old man is facing up to 120 days worth of jail time after an incident that saw him assault a 59-year-old woman and hit a 63-year-old man with his anger management homework. Justin Boudin, 27, was on his way to an anger management class when he assaulted a 59-year-old woman at a bus stop. …
Duuuuuude. Look At The Size Of That Rock
A top academic says Moses was high on hallucinogenic drugs when he received the Ten Commandments from God. Maybe this explains the whole wandering around for years in the desert thing too.
How Much Is That Doggie In The OH MY DEAR GOD!!!
City government in Amsterdam has announced plans to allow both gay and straight couples to have sex in public at a place called the Vondelpark, which hosts over 10 million visitors each year. The plan has caused the outrage you would expect, but rather than coming from so-called morality crusaders like it would around here, …
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Reason Number 2…No 4…No Make It 18 Why Our Legal System Needs An Overhaul
Our legal system absolutely baffles me sometimes. I could probably go on and on for days about all the reasons why, but today I’ll just stick to one that particularly gets on my nerves. I do not, and likely never will, understand the purpose of giving 2 for 1 credit during sentencing to people who …
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Serving Our Community, One Voice Track At A Time
All the snow we’ve been getting and our building’s power transformer blowing up the other night got me thinking again about how much commercial radio sucks these days. That might sound strange, but hear me out. When something disruptive happens, something like…let’s say a snow storm or a power outage, what’s one of the first …
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Turn Me On And I’ll Suck It
We haven’t had a good guy getting busted for having sex with something story in a while, sohere’s a Polish man who was fired from a building job at a children’s hospital after he was caught humping a vacuum cleaner. Hopefully the justice system will work as it should, because if our old buddy bicycle …
The Drinkin’ Bone’s Connected To The Namin’ Bone
This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …
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Alright Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For Busted!
I’m not posting this because I find it odd that somebody would go as far as faking a carjacking to try to keep out of trouble even though I’ve never understood doing that because it never works, I’m posting this because the idea of a 27-year-old stripper doing so because she lives with her parents …
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