Now That, That Is The Face Of Trouble Waiting To Happen

Every time I watch Jesse & Festus wrestle, I can’t help but wonder about something. If the whole point of the Festus character is that whenever a bell rings he either transforms into a crazed madman or back to being nice and calm, why doesn’t somebody on the other team just ring the bell when …

Unknown Reasons And Other Random Wrestling Musings

I’ve got a few random wrestling thoughts floating around in my head, so I thought I’d better write them down before they’re out of date or I forget about them like 3 quarters of what happens on TNA. If you’re not a wrestling person, feel free to skip this post, there’s nothing for you to …

Just What We Need. Something Else To Distract People While They Drive

Thanks to a new service called Horntones, you, yes you, can have the most annoying car on the road, at least until somebody else with the same idea and complete lack of respect for money as you have comes riding through town. For a mere $300, you can get your hands on the FX550, a …

Son Of Da Beach

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. “Hey, Antonio,” said Luigi. “Where you beena for the past two weeks? No one seen you aroun.” “Donna talka to me, Luigi,” replied Antonio. “I been inna da jail.” “Jail!” exclaimed Luigi. “What for you been in jail?” “Wella, Luigi,” Antonio said, “I was lying onna …

Yea! New Cover Letters!

A new batch of Cover Letters From Hell has found its way online, complete with misspelled words, hideous grammar, and my personal favourite, the guy who not only took the time to create a table detailing his likes and dislikes, but also decided to show off his comedic writing skills by making jokes about pictures …

I Want To Ride It Where I Like

I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …