I’ll take a moment to apologize for this one in advance. A little girl asked her mother: “Can I go outside and play with the boys?” Her mother replied: “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked: “If I can find …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Now That, That Is The Face Of Trouble Waiting To Happen
Every time I watch Jesse & Festus wrestle, I can’t help but wonder about something. If the whole point of the Festus character is that whenever a bell rings he either transforms into a crazed madman or back to being nice and calm, why doesn’t somebody on the other team just ring the bell when …
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Unknown Reasons And Other Random Wrestling Musings
I’ve got a few random wrestling thoughts floating around in my head, so I thought I’d better write them down before they’re out of date or I forget about them like 3 quarters of what happens on TNA. If you’re not a wrestling person, feel free to skip this post, there’s nothing for you to …
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Just What We Need. Something Else To Distract People While They Drive
Thanks to a new service called Horntones, you, yes you, can have the most annoying car on the road, at least until somebody else with the same idea and complete lack of respect for money as you have comes riding through town. For a mere $300, you can get your hands on the FX550, a …
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Son Of Da Beach
Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. “Hey, Antonio,” said Luigi. “Where you beena for the past two weeks? No one seen you aroun.” “Donna talka to me, Luigi,” replied Antonio. “I been inna da jail.” “Jail!” exclaimed Luigi. “What for you been in jail?” “Wella, Luigi,” Antonio said, “I was lying onna …
Come On, Dion
Does Stephane Dion really really really not want to ever be Prime Minister of Canada, or is he just an idiot? The answer has to be one of the 2, because I can think of no other reason why he would repeatedly say that if elected, he wouldrescind the Conservatives’ GST cuts because they aren’t …
The Future Of Phone Sex
This videois hilarious, even if the idea isn’t as far-fetched as most of us would probably like it to be.
Total Nonstop Awful
I just saw the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on a TNA program, and as anybody who watches that train wreck from week to week knows, that statementcovers an awful lot of ground.This might be old news to some of you, but I’m a couple weeks behind on my Impact watching so I didn’t get …
Yea! New Cover Letters!
A new batch of Cover Letters From Hell has found its way online, complete with misspelled words, hideous grammar, and my personal favourite, the guy who not only took the time to create a table detailing his likes and dislikes, but also decided to show off his comedic writing skills by making jokes about pictures …
I Want To Ride It Where I Like
I had no idea this was a crime and haven’t the foggiest clue why anyone would do it, but a UK man has been registered as a sex offender after being caughtfucking a bike. Robert Stewart earned himself a hearing at Ayr Sheriff Court following the incident last October when two “extremely shocked” cleaners at …