I just read that the Pope issued a proclamation concerning Michael Jackson today. Apparently the Pope says that if he hears any more allegations about sexual abuse of young boys, he will have no choice but to make him a priest.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Good For Him
I just read a news report that said that since making his return to booking TNA, Vince Russo has been writing twice as much material as the previous creative team. That’s all fine and dandy, but it’s too bad that A not much of it has been very good and B nobody bothered to let …
Sorry
I need to quickly apologize to everybody over at Salty Ham, not just because I haven’t been able to do a whole lot over there for the last couple of weeks because of a family situation, but also because I haven’t been able to contribute to or plug the hell out of their Top 100 …
>Go Leafs Go!
>I can’t believe they lost another one. That’s 6 in a row now. I’m starting to think that these guys could find a way to blow a third period lead during a warm-up skate. Ridiculous, that’s all I can say. Speaking of the Leafs, I went down to Toronto to watch them play Atlanta on …
How Do I Know If I’m Officially A Loser?
Well, if you feel the need to buya DVD of people acting like they’re eating Christmas dinner with you so that you don’t have to feel like you’re by yourself,the chances are pretty good that you might just have a problem.
I Hate To Use Something So Corny, But What An American Idiot
I realize that this story is kind of old, but it’s so great and I’ve heard so little about it that it just has to be mentioned. And if anybody knows about any new developments in this case, I’d love to hear about them. I love watching other people humiliate themselves. Oregon Grocery Store Clerk …
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What Year Is It Anyway?
Everybody keeps telling me that it’s 2006, but with all thistalk of microphone outfitted security cameras on public streets,I swear that it’s actually 1984. Seriously guys, you’re creeping me out here. And I know I know, you’re claiming that the microphones can’t pick up words because they’re up too high and you can’t zoom the …
2 Things I Want For Christmas
It’s that time of year again. Time for my friends, family and blog readers [yeah right] to start asking the big question. “Steve, what do you want for Christmas?” Most years I kind of pause and just say “I dunno, just get me a gift certificate or something,” but this year I actually have 2 …
Plugs Ahoy!
It’s actually only 1 plug, but I couldn’t think of anything better to call this. Salty Ham.com,the list happiest site on the internet, is at it again. This time they’ve teamed up with the folks fromTBLandX Headlinesto present the top 100 pro wrestlers of all time. Even though I’ve never been high on stuff like …
Why I Don’t Write Songs
Any time I’ve been involved in any sort of musical project, I’ve always been pretty well content to stay away from the songwriting end of things. The reason for that is simple. I don’t write songs because I know that no matter what I do and no matter how hard I try, I will never …
