Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I realize that this story is kind of old, but it’s so great and I’ve heard so little about it that it just has to be mentioned. And if anybody knows about any new developments in this case, I’d love to hear about them. I love watching other people humiliate themselves. Oregon Grocery Store Clerk …
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Everybody keeps telling me that it’s 2006, but with all thistalk of microphone outfitted security cameras on public streets,I swear that it’s actually 1984. Seriously guys, you’re creeping me out here. And I know I know, you’re claiming that the microphones can’t pick up words because they’re up too high and you can’t zoom the …
It’s that time of year again. Time for my friends, family and blog readers [yeah right] to start asking the big question. “Steve, what do you want for Christmas?” Most years I kind of pause and just say “I dunno, just get me a gift certificate or something,” but this year I actually have 2 …
It’s actually only 1 plug, but I couldn’t think of anything better to call this. Salty Ham.com,the list happiest site on the internet, is at it again. This time they’ve teamed up with the folks fromTBLandX Headlinesto present the top 100 pro wrestlers of all time. Even though I’ve never been high on stuff like …
Any time I’ve been involved in any sort of musical project, I’ve always been pretty well content to stay away from the songwriting end of things. The reason for that is simple. I don’t write songs because I know that no matter what I do and no matter how hard I try, I will never …
Right now, somewhere in Britain, there is a man walking around named James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A …
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Woman sues after drinking 5,000 litres of CokeThis is right up near the top of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard in my whole stupid life list. I think it even beats this classic from last year.
I’ve spent far too long looking atthis website,but if you go there, and you should, I’m sure you’ll totally understand. While you’re there, be sure to check outtheFart stories,where you can read such touching anecdotes as The Fart Bottle and Farts and Dogs among others,andthe Fart techniques,where you will learn such valuable skills as how …
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It seems like I say this every time I start one of these things, but I have to say it again. It’s been way too long since we’ve done this, sorry about that. It’s also been way too long since I’ve done pretty much anything around here, so sorry about that too, unless you hate …
I just read this article about some of the so-called “zany” private members’ bills that various members of parliament are hoping to have passed into law. I’ll admit that some of them are kind of goofy and out there, like Bill c-321, which would designate the third Friday of every February National Hockey Day, or …
