Right now, at 7:33 AM on Friday, January 5th, 2007, the temperature is 9 degrees Celsius. It is expected to rise all the way to 13. This is happening in Canada, not long after Christmas, in a part of Ontario generally thought of as a portion of what people have taken to calling the snowbelt. …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Too Bad They’ll Never Know
Remember those 2 idiots who died after climbing inside of a giant helium balloon and running out of air? If you do, you will no doubt be happy to know that their complete and utter retardedness has now been forever recognized as an award-winning part of history. Yes, for their heroic efforts to further the …
What Would The Start Of A New Year Be Without Lists?
It wouldn’t be right, so here are a couple now. First up is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while, a list of the 10 worst toys ever made. Keep in mind as you read through this that every single one of them is real, including the Atomic Energy Lab that was …
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Help Me Out Here
Right now I’m listening to “Paralyzer”, the new Finger Eleven song, and I’m curious about something. In the opinion of anybody who’s had a chance to hear it, is it a bigger rip-off of “Trampled Underfoot” by Led Zeppelin or “Take Me Out” by Franz Ferdinand? I can’t decide.
Here’s One For The Hockey Fans
Somebody sent this to me years ago and I always thought it was funny, but for some reason I never got around to putting it up. If you’re not a hockey person there’s a chance that you might be about to get totally lost, and if you’re blind and using a screen reader, the best …
Another Quick Plug
And this time it isn’t even for something I’m a part of. This is True author and publisher Randy Cassingham, whose writing I’m a big fan of, has started his own blog, and he’s kicking it off with something that I think is pretty interesting. Starting from 1994 when True was launched, he’s posting, in …
Breaking News!
I just read that the Pope issued a proclamation concerning Michael Jackson today. Apparently the Pope says that if he hears any more allegations about sexual abuse of young boys, he will have no choice but to make him a priest.
Good For Him
I just read a news report that said that since making his return to booking TNA, Vince Russo has been writing twice as much material as the previous creative team. That’s all fine and dandy, but it’s too bad that A not much of it has been very good and B nobody bothered to let …
Sorry
I need to quickly apologize to everybody over at Salty Ham, not just because I haven’t been able to do a whole lot over there for the last couple of weeks because of a family situation, but also because I haven’t been able to contribute to or plug the hell out of their Top 100 …
>Go Leafs Go!
>I can’t believe they lost another one. That’s 6 in a row now. I’m starting to think that these guys could find a way to blow a third period lead during a warm-up skate. Ridiculous, that’s all I can say. Speaking of the Leafs, I went down to Toronto to watch them play Atlanta on …