Carin did this and said I had to do it too, so here I go. Seven things I’d like to do before I die:1. Go to at least 1 WrestleMania or see 1 wrestling event in Madison Square Garden.2. Spend some time working in big time commercial radio so that I can get a truly …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
This Made Me Laugh
There is a knock on St. Peter’s door. He looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears. A short time later there’s another knock. St. Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man disappears once again. …
Randomly Offensive Funny Email Of The Day
Hellen Keller went to townriding on a ponystuck a feather in her capand called it BLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHGHAG
Stand Up For Canada
I missed out big time yesterday. Really, really big time. I was just a few short steps and a few short seconds away from snagging myself one of the coolest political souvenirs in history, but stupid me decided to stand out in the shitty freezing rain and wait for the bus instead. God, I’m such …
I’m A Lumberjack And I’m Not Gay, But Ever Since The Surgery It Seems That Way
Female kidney turns lumberjack on to housework. Maybe it’s just me, but this is by far the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
Wacky Days Are Here Again
Check out this year’s Wacky Warning Labels Contest winners. This year’s winner was a heat gun/paint remover which reaches temperatures of over 1000 degrees. The ever so helpful label on it cautions us ““DO NOT USE AS HAIRDRYER.” Wow, that was close. More hilarity/stupidity above.
Run!…But Be Sure To Pay Us First
Does anybody else think that paying $55.87 a year for this would be completely stupid?I mean come on, tsunami alarms? Realistically, how much time are you really going to have to dig out the phone before you and your whole village disappear? And aren’t the sounds of roaring waves and screaming alarm enough?
All I Know Is That I Don’t Know Nothin’
Sometimes I really hate democracy. Well ok, not democracy itself, but the responsibilities that come along with the rights that it affords all of us. I’ve never been someone who could head out to my local polling station each election day and absentmindedly mark an X for a candidate who’s name I don’t recognize and …
The Top 10
Here it is, the final countdown plug. I hope at least some of you enjoyed the list, Roland and the rest of us put a fair bit of work into putting it together and from what I hear, it’s done pretty well for the site, so thanks for checking it out. If you’ve been following …
I’m Sleepy
Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but it’s the holidays anyway, you should be out celebrating something. The site will still be here in January when the so-called “Christmas vacation” is over. By the way, whoever came up with that term needs to be slapped mightily and repeatedly. It might be time away from …