Saint Peter is watching the gates of Heaven, but he really has to go to the bathroom. He asks Jesus to watch the gates for a few minutes, and Jesus agrees As Jesus is standing there, he sees an old man leading a donkey up from Earth to Heaven. He notices the old man has …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Feedback
I got a fair number of interesting responses to the relationships and cheating post from last Thursday so I thought I’d share them with you all. If you haven’t read it yet, scroll down the page until you find the one called Tough Call. These responses come from our own comment boards as well as …
Thought For The Day
“I think it’s important to remember that we just can’t be good at everything. For example, look at Liberace. He was a great pianist, but he sucked on the organ.”
Honest Honey, I’m Just Sick
Something tells me that this one isn’t going to be a rare disorder for too much longer. CANBERRA, Australia – If you’re cheating on your spouse and get caught, you could use this as your alibi. Apparently, an Australian doctor has diagnosed one of his patients as having a disorder that leads her to have …
So Much For That
Remember the other night when I was all happy because I finally fixed the posting system so that it wouldn’t mangle all of my html anymore and even gave you that link to prove it? Well, that must have been a fluke because everything I thought I fixed is broken again and I honestly have …
That Helps, Thanks
I’m sure that by now those of you who have been trying to access the Salty Ham website either through our link or on your own have noticed that the site is down and that it has been for quite a long time. But I’d be willing to put money on the fact that not …
I Think Those Weird Link Problems Are Finally Fixed
This is a test post to see if the settings I changed were the right ones. If they were, you should be able to go and check out Boing Boing, which is a really cool constantly updated blog run by some very interesting people that covers everything under the sun. The coolest part of all …
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Tough Call
I want you all to do something for me. I want you to read the situation that I’m about to lay out and then tell me where you stand on it and what you would do if you were ever faced with such a choice. But before I start, I should say that while what …
Advertising Pisses Me Off
No, this isn’t another rant about how marketers have gone too far, although it could easily be one. The problem is that this concept is too funny to get me all that angry. A company called Wizmark has developed an interactive urinal cake that can not only be used to keep a urinal fresh, but …
Now That’s Some Hatemail
I don’t generally post other people’s hate letters but this one I found extremely amusing for some reason. Maybe it’s because I’ve never seen one quite like it before. I mean sure I’ve gotten some less than positive feedback to things that I’ve written but for the most part, the person has either had a …
