I read somewhere a little while ago that 1 of every 4 people on the planet is Chinese. the problem is that right now I’m in a house with 3 other people and for the life of me I can’t figure out which one of us it is.
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
I’m Winning, But For How Long?
Well once again it’s WWE PPV time and just like we do every month, the Salty Ham staff have posted our roundtable prediction contest, a contest which it should be noted, I am winning right now. So will my winning streak continue, or will I suck really bad and fall back into second or even …
>This Guy’s Wife Must Have Really Hated Him
>I know it’s not nice to make fun of the dead, but there are times when you simply can’t resist, like now for instance. Meet Russell Walter McDermott, Jr of Bucks County Pennsylvania. A man who was probably not much different than you or I. He had a wife, a son and his own home …
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Here’s A Stupid Joke For You
You might want to read this one out loud. A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, “Gee, you’re fat!” The fat man said, “Yeah.” The second man asked, “How long has it been since you’ve seen your dick?” The fat man answered, “Long time.” …
Ain’t That Just A Kick in the Nuts
Some people have way too much spare time and need to get out more. Take for example the person responsible for this completely legitimate article, a man who should really consider a new hobby. I’m in severe pain just reading this and my head is spinning from trying to figure out how exactly this could …
Search Me
Well I finally made it back online and what better way is there to celebrate this monumental accomplishment than with a few funny search terms? What’s that I hear from little Timmy in the back? Have a beer? Ok, don’t mind if I do. And while I enjoy this nice frosty beverage, you can enjoy …
Sorry
First things first, how about a joke? Ok then, here comes one. Three pregnant women are sitting chatting and knitting sweaters for their expected kids. The first one says “I hope that I have a baby boy, because I’m knitting a blue sweater.” The second says ” Well I hope that I have a girl …
Remembering Elvis
I can’t take credit for this, but I wish I could. The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Just check the following parallels for yourself! JESUS is the Lord’s shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill Shepherd. JESUS was a carpenter.ELVIS’ favorite high school class was wood shop. JESUS was part of the Trinity.ELVIS’ …
A Quick Note
This is just a quick note to any of you who happen to listen to my radio show or any other programs on that station over the internet. I thought I would let you know that because of some broadcasting rights issues with the BBC, that during the Olympics, our station’s internet streams will be …
If You’re Going To Screw Somebody, You Might As Well Go All The Way
I’m going to let this news story speak for itself because honestly, there’s nothing I could possibly add to this other than saying, what the hell did you expect them to vote for? Lawyers retain right to have sex with clients
