I don’t know what’s up with me right now, but I’m full of this unfocused, nervous energy. I’m about as distracted as Trixie after she just saw a pup she likes. I thought maybe, just maybe, I could write a post and get that energy out. So here’s some randomness…ooo! A squirrel! I find the …
Category Archives: blech
I Think I’ll Pass…Whether I Want To Or Not
Buttered popcorn. Cheese pizza. Moldy cheese. Earwax. Pencil shavings. Vomit. What do all of those things have in common? They’re allactual jelly bean flavours. I’m gonna go harf now.
American Airlines: Something Special In The Hair
Yuck! Imagine getting settled in your seat on a plane, going to sleep and waking up to find that the man sitting next to you is masturbating and has jacked in your hair! Ug! Fucking disgusting! I don’t know if I’d sue American Airlines, the airline with which she was flying, unless I knew for …
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Eat Them Up, Yum!
Here’s a new kind of creepsake, only this one you don’t keep, you eat it. How would you like some German sausage made from the blood of military airmen?
I Have To Bring This Up…
I have two questions. The first is why haven’t we asked the second one before now. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s ask the big question. For years, we have gotten searches for “how to vomit,” “how to make yourself vomit,” “How do you vomit?” Is ralphing really that confusing a …
Things That Make Ya Go Blech
Ug. Remember when I wondered if humans actually tasted pet food? Well, now we know the answer is yes! I’m gonna hurl.
What Will They Think Of Next?
Blech! A canned cheeseburger? I know it’s for outdoor adventures and stuff, but…blech! Has anyone ever tried one?
Yeah, Doing Laundry Is A Shitty Job, But…
Ug! I’ve been upset that people have left their clothes unattended when I needed the machine, but never have I thought it would be a good idea to take a dump on their load of laundry! Gag! What a thought! He’s in jail, and I think if someone bails him out, they will be hunted …
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He Definitely Put the Gas in Gastroenterologist
Oh dear, oh dear dear. Someone is seriously disturbed, disturbed enough to study farts in graphic detail. I mean I’m all for studying those things we don’t like to talk about, but…getting volunteers to eat beans and then fart into bags via rectal tubes and then get other people to sit there and have syringes …
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Bad Taste Moved Here
Well, it’s official. We can get KFC failure piles in sad bowls in Canada now, but instead of “famous bowls”, they’re calling them “chicken bowls”. I still look at that and go blech! But I’m curious as to why they’re selling so well. Anybody know? I don’t think I’m brave enough to try one. And …