Ya know what? crying like a baby isn’t the most humiliating thing you can do during a robbery. crapping your pants is the new, uh, low. That’s exactly how the kid put it. “I crapped my pants.” Maybe stealing from cars isn’t your thing.
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Was The Plane Bathroom Occupied?
That would suck. You’re on a plane, minding your own business, watching a movie…and suddenly someone starts pissing on you! By the sounds of it, Jerome Kenneth Kingzio just stood beside the 66-year-old woman and started to drain the lizard on her. What a weirdo! what I find even weirder is that this case was …
More Great Moments In Journalism
It’s a pretty slow day around here, sohere are some of those funny news bloopers I love so much.I wouldn’t call these the top 10 funniest, but there’s some good stuff here. I feel sorry for the guy in number 1. Having This happen to you would definitely be the number 2’s.
Wasted Trip
That has gotta suck. A dude who didn’t want to be identified went to a rest stop and used the john. Then he couldn’t find his keys. Thinking they had gone into the john, he decided to get ’em back. Oh dear. That’s when the trouble started. He unscrewed something at the base of the …
I’ll Have The Chocolate Chip Pancakes
It’s not that hard to make an amusing post out of the story of a former assistant district attorney taking a dump on a bench outside of an IHOP to begin with, but when that former assistant district attorney has enough of a sense of irony to do so in the town ofBrownsville,it definitely makes …
Some Food Just Shouldn’t Be In A Vending Machine
*gag*. *gag*. *hurl!* Why in christ would you buy a burger out of a vending machine anyway? Ug. I can’t look at this anymore.
Blech!
It’s a really good thing I didn’t see this while I had the flu. Having it described in such vivid detail makes me wanna hurl. I’ll never look at a can of mushrooms or spaghetti sauce the same way again.
The Clearing House of Carin’s Head
Well hey everybody. You’ve probably noticed it’s been kinda quiet around here. Well, there are a couple of good reasons for that, and I decided to write about them, along with a couple of ideas that have been floating through my head. Long, long, long post ahead. The main reason is because Steve and I …
Ooo! A Big Brown swimming Pool!
Ug. Just reading this makes me gag. That officer is awesome. If that dog wasn’t a chocolate lab before, he would have looked like one when they pulled him out of that sewage tank packed full of shit. Just the thought that he leapt into a tank of human feces and only human feces makes …
I know He Might Think the Lawyer And The Jury Were Shitheads, But…
Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …
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