Mom told me about a video that she found ominous. It was called “The Great Realization”. Am I wrong in thinking of it as honest and maybe a little too optimistic? I hope that, once we get something resembling normal back, that we don’t just go back to the way we used to be. I …
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Mask Up, Or Else!
Sadly, shooting a mask onto someone’s face from a distance isn’t a concept that could ever actually work, but it sure is fun to think about. In a perfect world we either wouldn’t need this at all or there should be at least one in every building. I can’t decide which would be better. And …
Look There She Goes, that Girl Is Sick, No Question
Beauty and the Beast lends itself well to coronavirus parodies, it seems. First it was Wear a Mask, and now we have Little Town. If your memory is failing you, that’s the one where Belle says good morning to everyone and they talk about how odd she is. This time, she’s that guy. You know …
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If You’re Old Or Disabled But Not In A Wheelchair, The City Of Waterloo Will Take You To And From A Vaccine Clinic For Free
Free transportation to COVID-19 vaccination clinics for seniors and adults with disabilities in Waterloo This is a nice thing that Waterloo is doing and I hope that other cities in the region and beyond will follow suit. But dear god, this one line here. According to a Thursday news release, the vehicles are not wheelchair …
A Funeral Is A Good Excuse To Party! Yeah!
I don’t know who needs to see this, but if ever there comes or has come a time during the pandemic when you and I have a conversation and afterwards you think to yourself geesh, Steve sure seemed annoyed with me when I talked about all the places I’ve been to and I can’t figure …
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The Achoo People
Does anybody else think it’s funny that Waterloo Region put one of its COVID vaccination clinics in an old RONA store? https://twitter.com/RegionWaterloo/status/1373972976333389828 KITCHENER — A COVID-19 vaccination clinic is set to open at the former RONA building on Pinebush Road in Cambridge on Monday. The building will serve as a new mass vaccination site with …
I Get Locked Down, But Open Up Again
This Hour Has 22 Minutes has been kind of hit-and-miss lately, but the medley of COVID song parodies they did to close out the most recent season was pretty good.
Shocks Over Hugs
Not sure what sort of liability risk might ship along with this social distancing zapper (you’re not hurting anybody with four and a half volts but you just know some freedom loving dickhead will try to sue you anyway), but I still feel like it would be a good use for $10. Some people don’t …
Happy March No Break For You
Why did the Ford government postpone March break? I can’t think of one practical reason why it’s a good idea. Ok, maybe one, but that’s all. All but one of our nephews is right around kindergarten age. They’re at a point in their development where they need to start getting used to structure, plus there’s …
The Family Reunion Of My Dreams Is Not The Family Reunion Of My Dreams!
I had a dream that I thought I should write down because it was short, to the point, and simultaneously funny and disturbing. In the dream, we walked into a family gathering, the first one we were able to have in a while. We were all so happy to see each other, and there were …
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