Love That Damage At Popeyes

I don’t understand this thing lately where a mistake is made, someone gets angry, the mistake is fixed, but then the angry person feels the need to cause a disturbance anyway. Also, the best chain restaurant biscuits are Red Lobster’s and it’s not close, but the ones at Popeyes aren’t bad, in case you were …

Gosh Darn It, I Forgot To Bring A Reusable Again. How Silly Of Me

Though I understand the impulse to get annoyed when all you want is one simple bag in which you can carry one simple thing and you can’t have one, this seems like a slight overreaction. Seems like some Olympic level grudge holding, too. At around 10:30 p.m. Saturday, the driver slammed the car into the …

Cut It Out! You’re Bugging Me! Clean Up Your Act!

Call me crazy if you’d like, but for some reason I have a feeling that this unseasoned chicken thing isn’t the first time that this family has had a night like this. When Deputy Kyle Burns and Corporal Simpson arrived, they were told the situation began when Anthony Harper was asked “why he didn’t season …

Better Than Eating Them, I Suppose

I don’t know what prompted Joseph Weaver to resign from his position at the Jacksboro Tennessee police department, but clearly, he’s upset about it. A very odd kind of upset, but definitely upset. Weaver, according to police, admitted to throwing several cans of Vienna sausages at the home of the town’s vice mayor Jimmy Snodgrass, …

Everybody Knows The C Stands For Corn!

“I’m gonna be super pissed if this KFC doesn’t have any corn,” said this one guy and no one else ever. Seriously, what does KFC even put corn in? The sad bowls? Do they even still make those things? Investigators say a suspect was in the drive-thru of the restaurant when he tried to place …