No Thank You, They Don’t Apeel

Holy crap! Although they don’t say whether or not the refusal was a polite one, so I suppose there may be that. Police say a 27-year-old man was frying potatoes in hot oil with a metal skillet and offered them to a 32-year-old victim who declined. That’s when the man became “suddenly enraged” and threw …

But We Really Wanted To Split It!

I’m not sure I’ve ever eaten a hush puppy, so I don’t feel qualified to speak on whether they are something worth kicking a pregnant lady over should the option ever present itself. But I will say that if one hush puppy sounds good to you then two should probably be better especially with there …

That’s One Way To Cut Down On Coffee Cups

Lots of blame to go around here. Throwing a coffee (even one that’s warm not hot) on a customer from inside the drive-thru window is rarely good. However, if the employee says that they cannot add Timbits to an order that’s already been made, then they cannot add Timbits to that order. That’s the end …

I’ve Got A Bone Or 20 To Pick With You, Dad

I am a big fan of chicken wings. I may be an even bigger fan of free chicken wings. As such, I can’t imagine a single variety of free chicken wings that would irritate me to this degree. According to an arrest report, Suliafu’s father returned home that day with an order of chicken wings …

That’s Not Going To Help

According to an arrest affidavit, Lankford and the 50-year-old victim were arguing about the “cleanliness of the house” when Lankford “became upset” and “threw two tacos from the dining room.” The tacos struck the victim in the head as she was sitting on a couch. When cops arrived at the home in Largo, “the victim …

Next Time I’ll Cream You With The Eggs

Chocolate bunny used as weapon in Manitoba store theft At this moment, anyone who has been coming here for a reeeeeeeeally long time has only one question. Did the damn thing break? Sadly, we don’t know. In a news release on Friday, the service had details about an alleged theft at a store that ended …