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Early on Tuesday morning, Sheriff’s deputies responded to a house in Crestview, Florida, after receiving reports of a disturbance. There they found 51-year-old Suzanne Hulvert with a fork protruding from her right hand. How did it get there, you ask. Well, turns out that 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith (A.K.A. her husband) stuck it there during …
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This really has nothing to do with anything, but I had chicken and waffles this weekend after a friend’s party and it was pretty great. I wouldn’t have thought of making a giant waffle, putting chicken strips on top of it and then dumping maple syrup over the whole thing, but it works and you …
I’m not sure if these types of incidents have slowed down or if I’m just not trying hard enough to dig them up, but it’s been a while since we’ve had a good old fashioned pot roast related sibling stabbin’. On Monday, police say Rodney Gilliam and his brother Randy Gilliam were drinking alcohol and …
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Perhaps I should wait until Thanksgiving or Christmas or some other turkey eating holiday to post this, but we never do anything on time around here, so this’ll work. Alex Boese from Weird Universe has done some digging into the history of weaponized frozen turkeys and compiled some highlights from down through the ages. I’m …
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I made a nice big pot of chili a couple days ago. Thankfully Carin wasn’t home when I did, because I sure would have hated to have to stab her in the leg had she offered to help. Officer Jennifer Moreno says a 26-year-old is accused of attacking his 35-year-old wife and a 30-year-old man …
According to the complaint, officers were called Friday evening to a domestic assault on Seventh Avenue South. Upon arrival, officers met with Elrod and her husband. Officers noted in the criminal complaint that the husband was missing part of his right ear. During a search of the apartment, officers found blood as well as a part of …
Remember Marvin Hill, the gentleman who beat up his wife with an unwanted McChicken? I didn’t catch this at the time, but apparently he gave the media an interview after the fact. Let’s hear what he has to say. “There’s nothing about the McChicken,” Hill said, “I just…some of them have like cartilage in them …
Are you at all surprised to learn that Anthony Fennick, a 20-year-old man who police say threw eggs, potatoes and fruit at them as they investigated something that may not have had anything whatsoever to do with him, is from Florida? Me neither. Initially, Fennick approached the deputies and asked why they were there. After …
I don’t have anything witty to add to the case of the salsa slasher, so let’s just get right to the details, shall we? The Northeast Ohio Media Group reports that, Sunday evening, Phyllis Jefferson, 50, let her boyfriend know that he was eating too much of their salsa. He apparently continued to eat the …
Who goes into Taco Bell expecting to find WiFi? For that matter, who goes into Taco Bell expecting to find food? I can’t answer that second one, but the answer to the first is apparently Amber Henson, who decided that the flaky internet access at one of the chain’s establishments in Oklahoma was grounds for …
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