According to the complaint, officers were called Friday evening to a domestic assault on Seventh Avenue South. Upon arrival, officers met with Elrod and her husband. Officers noted in the criminal complaint that the husband was missing part of his right ear. During a search of the apartment, officers found blood as well as a part of …
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He Should Change His Name To Marvin Hole To Represent What He’s Digging And Part Of What He Sounds Like
Remember Marvin Hill, the gentleman who beat up his wife with an unwanted McChicken? I didn’t catch this at the time, but apparently he gave the media an interview after the fact. Let’s hear what he has to say. “There’s nothing about the McChicken,” Hill said, “I just…some of them have like cartilage in them …
Does Breakfast Make Banging Sounds
Are you at all surprised to learn that Anthony Fennick, a 20-year-old man who police say threw eggs, potatoes and fruit at them as they investigated something that may not have had anything whatsoever to do with him, is from Florida? Me neither. Initially, Fennick approached the deputies and asked why they were there. After …
Mild Temper, Medium Temper, Hot Temper
I don’t have anything witty to add to the case of the salsa slasher, so let’s just get right to the details, shall we? The Northeast Ohio Media Group reports that, Sunday evening, Phyllis Jefferson, 50, let her boyfriend know that he was eating too much of their salsa. He apparently continued to eat the …
Think Out…Buffering…Buffering…Side The…Buffering…
Who goes into Taco Bell expecting to find WiFi? For that matter, who goes into Taco Bell expecting to find food? I can’t answer that second one, but the answer to the first is apparently Amber Henson, who decided that the flaky internet access at one of the chain’s establishments in Oklahoma was grounds for …
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Your Sugar? Yes, Please. Don’t You Pour It Down On Me
I don’t understand why people do this sort of thing in the first place, but I especially don’t get it when the victim is a celebrity. Celebrities have security. Security that’s going to be more than happy to whip your ass at a moment’s notice. Adam Levine Attacked by Sugar Bomb while greeting fans after …
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Fine, I’ll Only Take One. But I’ll Give You Five…In The Eye!
If you’ve never been to Costco, one of the best things about it is that they hand out truckloads of seriously good free samples. I’ve never done this myself, but I’ve heard of people going to shop there and stuffing themselves with all the handouts instead of buying lunch. Come to think of it, that …
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This Conversation Has Been A Slice, But It’s My Turn In Line Now
Before we get to the food feud, I have a question for every pizza place I’ve ever been to. Where are all you bastards hiding the slices hot enough to do this kind of damage? Nine times out of ten when I go in for a slice I get something so cold it could’ve been …
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I’ll Do The Chopping If You Do The Mixing
Lt. John Deegins said Thompson and Halley were working at Buddy’s Seafood Market when they got into an argument “about the amount of spice to put into the restaurant’s gumbo.” Deegins said the argument “quickly escalated” when Thompson armed himself with a wooden board and Halley with a small pocket knife. The initial altercation ended …
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There’s Video Of Last Year’s Tim Hortons Snake Toss
So remember last year when some guy threw a snake at the woman behind the counter in a Tim Hortons? Turns out there’s video of the incident. After watching it, it looks as though the news got the story wrong. It doesn’t look at all like an argument over a food order. It’s more like …
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