I’m not sure if you guys are aware of this, but it’s 2016 and telephone technology is rather trivial to come by. I feel like maybe if Timothy Nelson had been among the aware, perhaps all of this could have been avoided. According to a police report, Timothy Nelson “went to get doughnuts for his …
Category Archives: food feuds
Deeply Dippy
Usually it’s nice to see people working together to solve a problem. But when that problem is our no good friend soiled the hallowed halls of our home with cheese dip so now must be stabbed, not so much. According to police, the incident happened late Saturday night at Winchester and Millbranch, not far from …
Run For The Right Toppings While You Run From Mom
For the second time in a week, we have a Taco Bell burrito related incident. Unlike last time, the burrito wasn’t the weapon, though it can be argued that anything from Taco Bell should be considered a dangerous instrument. In this case, the burrito and its incorrect toppings were the spark that started a fight …
Continue reading “Run For The Right Toppings While You Run From Mom”
You’re Dead Meat! Cheeseburger Meat, To Be Specific
Let the record show that 2016’s first food feud death has taken place and involves one brother shooting another when an argument over a cheeseburger got way out of hand. A Florida man is facing first-degree murder charges after police say he shot and killed his brother during an argument over a cheeseburger. “We were …
Continue reading “You’re Dead Meat! Cheeseburger Meat, To Be Specific”
Crabbuffet
I asked a little while back whether there was less food feuding lately or if the problem was me. Well, the last few days have made it pretty clear that I need to step my game back up because people are as crazy as ever. So… Police say they were called to the Royal Buffet …
Finally, A Decent Use For A Taco Bell Burrito
Early on Tuesday morning, Sheriff’s deputies responded to a house in Crestview, Florida, after receiving reports of a disturbance. There they found 51-year-old Suzanne Hulvert with a fork protruding from her right hand. How did it get there, you ask. Well, turns out that 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith (A.K.A. her husband) stuck it there during …
Continue reading “Finally, A Decent Use For A Taco Bell Burrito”
L’Eggo My…Pancakes? Aww Come On!
This really has nothing to do with anything, but I had chicken and waffles this weekend after a friend’s party and it was pretty great. I wouldn’t have thought of making a giant waffle, putting chicken strips on top of it and then dumping maple syrup over the whole thing, but it works and you …
I Guess, You Know, You Should Have Shared
I’m not sure if these types of incidents have slowed down or if I’m just not trying hard enough to dig them up, but it’s been a while since we’ve had a good old fashioned pot roast related sibling stabbin’. On Monday, police say Rodney Gilliam and his brother Randy Gilliam were drinking alcohol and …
Continue reading “I Guess, You Know, You Should Have Shared”
A Brief History Of Beatings With Frozen Turkeys
Perhaps I should wait until Thanksgiving or Christmas or some other turkey eating holiday to post this, but we never do anything on time around here, so this’ll work. Alex Boese from Weird Universe has done some digging into the history of weaponized frozen turkeys and compiled some highlights from down through the ages. I’m …
Continue reading “A Brief History Of Beatings With Frozen Turkeys”
This Chili’s Got A Real Bite To It
I made a nice big pot of chili a couple days ago. Thankfully Carin wasn’t home when I did, because I sure would have hated to have to stab her in the leg had she offered to help. Officer Jennifer Moreno says a 26-year-old is accused of attacking his 35-year-old wife and a 30-year-old man …