I’m definitely more of a waffles guy than a pancakes guy, but if Carin is making me breakfast for my birthday I’m not turning either one down, and I’m certainly not poking her in the eye if she picks the wrong one. James E. Irving Jr., 44, got into a fight with his live-in girlfriend …
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They May Be Stuffing Him In Jail Soon
Stuffing is the best, but it’s not this good. The court heard that police were called to the hall at around 2.10am. Stewart said he had been “insulted” at the party by a man who made reference to the amount of stuffing he was taking from the buffet. After leaving the party, the court heard, …
Did Somebody Say Where’s My Damn Ketchup?
Yet again, someone has attacked a restaurant after a botched food order. And this time things weren’t even screwed up that badly. All the folks at McDonald’s did wrong was forget to toss some ketchup in the bag. By regular McDonald’s standards, that’s nothing. Employees at the business reported a red passenger car occupied by …
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You Get A Stick! And You Get A Stick!
I’ll confess. I’m not sure I know what okra is. I thought it was that chick with the talk show, but apparently that’s wrong. What I do know for certain though is that it’s important enough to beat your brother with a stick over should the no good son of a bitch ever take some …
McFlippin’
According to this here news report, a fellow by the name of Marvin Tramaine Hill II managed to break his wife’s nose by way of a twice weaponized McDonald’s McChicken sandwich. why? Because, quite sensibly, he isn’t a fan of McDonald’s McChicken sandwiches. and it sounds like the two hadn’t exactly been living in marital …
Dork Chops
I can’t decide who’s worse here. Billy Wall who stabbed nephew Charles Williams during a fight over pork chop consumption, or Charles Williams, who is allegedly so much of a hog that he ate three of them leaving only one for Wall and zero for his girlfriend. The argument escalated and turned physical, according to …
Stabby Thanksgiving
Daring to start Thanksgiving dinner before your drunk girlfriend wakes up? That’s a stabbin’. Or maybe a carvin’ would be more appropriate, given the circumstances. Smith, 45, told officers that he had argued earlier in the day with Blake, who was reportedly intoxicated and had gone upstairs to sleep. While Blake snoozed, Smith began Thanksgiving …
Should We Sing On Top Of Old Smokey Or On Top Of Spaghetti? Doesn’t Matter, They’re The Same Thing Now
If a single, stolen meatball from the office fridge is enough to earn you a stabbing, then it stands to reason that all of your spaghetti and meatballs being tossed out by your inconsiderate bastard housemate is grounds for something serious. But even so, this seems a bit excessive. Around 2:30 a.m., 33-year-old Melissa Dawn …
Dice My Onions, Or I Might Go Snaky!
I was going to write about this on Monday, but my computer had other plans. If I wrote this post on Monday, I would have said that I think I’m winning the battle with Captain Nameless Illness, but I’m not completely sure anymore. At any rate, it’s still robbing me of creativity because when I …
I Lost My Poor Meatball, So I Stabbed The No Good Son Of A…
We’ve got us a stabbing over a stolen meatball. Yes, a single, solitary meatball. Deputies were called around 11:10 a.m. to the business in the 2300 block of Belair Road, where they learned there had been an argument over one employee eating the other’s meatball from his lunch, Sheriff’s Office spokesperson Cristie Kahler said. An …
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